Happy Monday ya'all!
Okay, so I was goin' through the news for some unknown reason, when I came upon a story about a gay couple who was going to adopt a little Russian boy.
Well, the adoption got cancelled cuz Russia has a ban on gays adopting kids. WTF???!!!
I love my gays, and I don't like kids in general, so I don't know what my damn opinion has to do with any of this! HA!
Anyhoo, the kicker is, the boy has some skull disease that will eventually crush his brain if he doesn't have the surgery before he turns 5. Okay? And the couple was all prepared to have the surgery done and take care of all his medical bills, yadda yadda yadda....you get the point.
This is bullshit!!!! THAT PRESIDENT PUTIN CAN KISS MY EVER-LOVING CORNHOLE, and then maybe I'll shit in his face!!!!
And I'm not gonna apologize for being graphic, cuz sometimes people just need to be hit. I've been, and recommend it, especially to knock SOME sense into SOME people!
And I mean no offense to my Joleaners in Russia, although, all they want to watch is me doing weird stuff in the shower and bathroom, pervs, but I would rather have honest preverts around than government assholes with a God-complex!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Don't judge and you won't be judged....bastards!
Anyhoo, that's my rant for the day. Everyone say a little prayer for that little Russian boy... :)
Oh, and side-note: The gay couple names are Ron and Shana...heeheeheee
Have a Happy Day everyone!!!
XX...Jolean
while your ever lovin cornhole is in his face, give him a gift of a nice nutty or perhaps corn filled turd! lol build a nice log cabin on his face. or better yet maybe we should send my hubby over to gas his ass lol there is something majorly wrong in this world when people think two people of the same sex loving one another is wrong yet letting a child die, when it can so easily be prevented, is right. we need more love and less hate in this world period. why is that such a hard concept for people to understand??
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm talkin' bout girl!!!! Plus on the other hand, we do have so many babies here in our own country who needs homes. Who knows, like I said, I love my gays, and don't like kids, but I do support mine, and try to find them happy homes....LOL!
DeleteYes Sue, and we need to use your hubby as a secret weapon. We can be Spy Girls, sneak in there, drop him, then run girl!!!!
Good times a comin'...
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Deleteboy could my hubby be a secret weapon for sure. oh yeah which reminds me i have a funny story to tell you. you wanna hear it? i need a break from packing!!!
ReplyDeleteok well im gonna write this story whether you like it or not gurl, so if you dont like it feel free to stop reading at any time. my hubby knows i am a big fan of yours and he is fine with it, albeit a little annoyed with me saying son of a bitch all the time lol but oh well. i love saying it and im not gonna stop. plus he has alot of annoying habits too. like his farting for one. but anyhoo, we have been sleeping on this air mattress which hasnt been the best experience. wobbly, unsteady, the dogs poke holes in it with their nails and we have to patch it. pain in the keister! but anyhoo on to the story. its kind of a naughty story. so one night i am in the mood. im always in the mood. at 38 years old im going through my sexual peak and im as bad as a teenage boy when it comes to wanting sex!! hubby is way past his sexual peak but I's gots to have it!! so im riding my hubby like a cowgirl on crack one night and when i get done i roll of him, but since the air mattress is so unsteady it slumped down and instead of just rolling once i kept on rolling and ended up on the floor! first thing my hubby asks is where are you? im like "i'm on the f'..kin floor where do you think i am?" men are bright arent they? lol the second thing he asks me is "are you ok" which i thought i was at first but realized later that i hurt my already bad shoulder..son of a bitch!!! then he says "you gotta tell Jolean about this one!" lmao!!!
ReplyDeletetrue story. just had to get it out! sometimes stories are just like farts you just gotta let it out!!! dont want to have to much stuff stuck up in the old noggin. lol
I LOVE IT GIRL!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA......Oh, the inspiration for a video segment for sure!!!! Thank you sooooooooo much for sharing.....
Delete...riding him like a cowgirl on crack....heehee...