Woo, did we have a long day of filmin' yesterday, in the cemetery, in the truck, in the woods, kinda sounds like all the places I usually get picked up at and/or have sex at....LMAO!!!
Chad will be doin' his editing today and then we have to do MORE FILMING tonight!!!! WTF!!! That pansy-ass perfectionist!!! He is gonna run me into to damn ground, and not in a good way!!!
Okay, so yesterday when we's was in the cemetery, it got me thinkin' about those that have passed on, and, oh shit, I thought there was a joke in there....never mind, movin' on! heeheeheeheee.....
It was good to finally see my old cameraman Lou yesterday, it's been so long, hmmmm.....long, great now I'm horny!
Anyhoo, he's got 6 more tattoos, a new battered up Harley, another new hooker who I'm sure has a slew of unkown STD's. She looks worse than that damn toothless stripper who my ex Tex is known to have a fling with now and then. And that ain't no compliment...hrmph!
PLUS, he said he's a born-again Jew! What does that mean? I don't know, and I didn't ask cuz I don't like to watch sports.
I hope you all have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean
you been busy girlfriend! love the blog, sooooo funny! take some breaks and kick your heels up, even if it's up someones rear roosky!! lol
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ReplyDeleteDoyou really give dating advice? Cause I be needin some help in that dept!!!
ReplyDeleteHey there Bertha! Of course I do to the best of my knowledge...go ahead and throw me a question....
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DeleteWell I been with my Boyfriend for a long time and I love him and all, but he is alot on the nasty side so to speak. Are all guys this gross or just him I wonder. I try to bathe pretty regular like once a week and all, But he goes monthes without bathing! And when he dont bathe he gets real big nasty boils! I mean they are huge! one was golf ball size! And he likes to squeeze the juice out on me and spray me with it. He says it is like playing cops and robbers but I think it's major unfair cause I'm unarmed. Plus he likes to stick his finger in his belly button and make me smell it. And it smells like throw up. Not even joking. But I love him so much and don't wanna leave him just cause he is nasty. Are all men like this or did I just get lucky? and is there any way for me to get him to clean up his act/ass???
DeleteOkay Bertha, well, for one, all men are quite nasty, but your case is quite...uh...unique.
DeleteWhat I would do if I were your girl, make him play a sex game/role playin'. If he needs a bath or shower, maybe you could do a Janet Leigh scene from 'Psycho', have him be her, and you be the killer, and tell him you are gonna stab him with a rotten banana or sumthin' gross, that way he's waiting for it, and just take your time before you attack him so he gets a shower. Also, take a bath, and then pretend to start drowning and yell for him, or, set up a romantical evenin' and take a bath together and just tell him you're gonna pee on him later.
If you love him that much, go to those extremes girl, plus it'll maybe light a spark that's been missin'.
You didn't get lucky/cursed...heehee...men are typically pigs girl, so just roll(in the mud) with it cuz it is more lonely without a man, believe me!
Keep him, and do some tricks to keep him, maybe he's just testing you....
Don't lose him or yourself, play with it.
XX...Jolean
Your a very attractive woman, but I'm not as attractive as you so maybe that's why he feels like he can squirt me with boil juice? I don't know. He seems to have a fetish about being nasty. Like he gets off on the boil juice and the belly button thing. One time he squirted me in the mouth with boil juice when I was sleeping and I woke up puking and he just laughed. Cant you get mersa from that shit? Has a man ever done this kind of stuff to you? I mean I don't mind taking a load in my mouth but not boil pus. YUCK!!
Deletei got some real friends who do nasty things but dammmmm thats borderline mental institutional stuff.....I mean I like to do 'er in the public potty rooms on the toilet urinal you name it but nuthin like that .... i need to go to the potty now be back soon.....
Deleteoh man! If my husband did that to me he would wake up with some damaged jewels for sure! that's just nasty! There is something wrong with that boy! I would say put a blood clot from your period in his mouth when he is sleeping but the sick f@#k would like it to much. You gotta decide if you really wanna continue walking on the nasty side with him. Is it really worth it? There are plenty of fish in the sea darlin. Go do some swimming and test out other waters! Sorry to interject my thoughts on your blog Jolean but I had to say something.
DeleteEXACTLY TEX!!! LMFAO!!! But a girls gotta eat...and potty, but don't confuse the two Bertha!!!
Deletewell it's easy for you gals to say that cause your both drop dead gorgeous and can obviously get any man you want! But i'ts not that easy for me. I'm pretty homely. Heck when I was a kid my mom used to say she should tie a bone around my neck so atleast the dogs would play with me! So yeah that gave me low self esteem too. Maybe thats why I always end up with these types of guy's. I guess I am just messed up. I do admire confident woman like you two. You gals have it all goin on. Wish I could be more like you gals!
Deletethe club is jumpin tonight with some fine speci'mens' .... bertha honey I don't know what u look like but u don't need no mens if they be treatin u that way....that suzie q girl and my sweet honey knows some times we get desperate but u don't need to be subjected to nasty things that could make u contract boils an such....kick his nasty ass to da curb girl ...p.s if i was in yer stilletos he would wake up with my heel in his forehead....
DeleteWell said Tex!!! And yeah Bertha, that's why I said to trick him, he'll never know. Just make a phone call and make plans at a hotel room, or back alley, he'll never know it's you, and then you can get YOUR freak on....or if you live near Tex, let him slop up that mess, believe me, I speak from experience....LOL
Deletehey darlin....my name is tex thorton and i was wonderin where my harley and two bit hooker went.....and i searched for them and it led me here right to u JOLEAN......yes i am finally out of jail and want to see u soon.....<3
ReplyDeleteOH MY LORD TEX!!!!! I am soooo happy you are gettin' out of jail!!! And I am so surprised you learned how to use a computer! LOL I love you baby.... see you soon! XX...Jolean
Deletewhy would you want a toothless stripper when you have a sexy woman like jolean?
Deletecuz that ol' girl Jolean nibbles too hard and my toothless stripper is well....ya know real nice on my man parts.....
Deletehmmmm....ya ain't complained before Tex....heehee...yeah, I like to use my teeth on his meatbus! ;)
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DeleteI thought camel toes were a bad thing!
Deletemakes for more fun when we play hide n seek
DeleteYes, hide and seek, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA..... oh, camel toe, where is da ho? Have I gone too far? Oh no. Just get on your knees, and give a blow....
Deletemy hubby actually likes when i use teeth! i know pretty strange huh? one time i bloodied his meat stump and he loved it! crazy bastard! lol
ReplyDeletewell ms. suzie q one time that there jolean dressed up as a vampire and wanted to consume me with her love and she went crazy....it was a great time and all but dammit to hell i couldn't tell what was blood or what was lipstick all i knows is a pack of frozen peas felt real good the next day.....
ReplyDeletefunny my husband says the same exact thing, although he always uses a bag of frozen corn. that cold bag of corn shrinks that man meat up real quick!
Delete;) heehee...I love Halloween, oh wait, that was one winter. Why the hell was I dressed up as a vampire in winter? I always get confused during our 'love games' ie: role playing.
Deletei hear ya gurlie!! it gets confusing with all those costumes laying around. We were playing naughty Santa with the candy cane in his pocket (tee hee) pert near all summer long! ;0
DeleteWoop woop...it's all good...AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Deleteyea baby it all good....
Delete;) <3
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