Happy Monday Mornin' Ya'all!
It looks like another beautiful day in the land of 'who gives a f@#*'!!!
Yeah, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, and in a shitty mood....OH WELL!!! :)
I'm bein' forced into a damn diet cuz I 'fill up the camera too much!!' You know what? I like bein' a lady of curves. I haven't had any complaints yet!!! Of course, I haven't had a lot of offers in a while either...rmph!!!
ahahahhahahhaaaaaa!!!!!
But ya know, I don't wanna end up like my folks, gettin' too old before their time, dyin' before their time, sufferin' from ailments before their time, and what the hell is up with the term 'before their time'....you hear that so often at funerals and shit.
I believe the good Lord knows what he's doin' up there once in a while...people just need to wake the f@#* up and try to make a positive difference each day, whether it be fer themselves', or others, but I ain't talkin' bout putin' out for the hobo down the street either (that was a rough weekend....LOL)!!!
Guess I'm tryin' to rile myself up some positive energy for myself to get me through this day!
Well, I gotsta get goin', got some filmin' to do, some workin' out to do and some oatmeal to eat (if only my trainer knew I keep a candy bar in my camel toe.... AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA.....bastard!)
Have a Happy Day ya'all, and don't for get to talk with someone if yer feelin' down, I feel better already...thank you ya'all!
XX...Jolean
i hear ya sweetie im gonna be forced to go on a diet too. dieting sucks damn it, but thankfully ive started practicing your cootercize video, so soon my cooter will be big enough to hide a few giant size candy bars in HA! plus you have three things on your side today.one, you woke up in the bed instead of underneath it. two, oatmeal does fill you up and once that wears off you do have that candy up your hairy cooter, just brush the hairs off and you have a great snack (we have both been there huh?lol) and three you have a friend like me who loves ya and will listen to yor problems. so see it could be worse! have an awesome day girl!
ReplyDeleteOh my word, you are right Sue! Thank you soooooooo much! Now, I'm lookin' forward to that Milky Way, if it ain't melted...heehee.
DeleteLove ya too and have a beautiful day, as mine just may be turning out... ;)
oh yeah it does get mighty warm up there in cooterville don't it?? well if you got some yeast up there maybe you could make a deep fried mars bar i dont know. you know i have always wanted to try one of those deep fried desserts like a deep fried snickers bar or a twinkie, most likely a ding dong lol
ReplyDeleteI know, I have always wanted to try one too!!! Deep fried anything sounds good right about now.... lol
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