HAPPY OCTOBER 1ST!!! WOOWOO!!!
Halloween is my favorite Holiday of the year, besides every happy hour!!!
Anyhoo, I was talkin' shit over with Chad, and decided I should share a recipe on here, cuz I haven't yet. And well, I'm gettin' sick of rantin' on bout my ex's and family.
So he told me about a lot of people askin' about his Tuna Stuffed Tomatoes he made the other day. Guess what? That pansy-ass bitch got the recipe from ME!!! AHAHAHAAA...so here it goes...
TUNA STUFFED TOMATOES
4 Med to Lg Tomatoes of your choice - I prefer large Roma (cut in halves and hollowed out. diced up the insides and put in your tuna mixture. don't throw food away!!!!)
1/4 cup diced white onion
1/4 cup diced green pepper
1 can of Tuna, drained(make sure to give the tuna water to your pussies...heehee)
1 tblsp sweet relish
3 tblsp mayo(the real shit, not that miracle whip crap!)
Seasonings to flavor (I use S&P, Paprika, Parsley, Ginger, and a little Garlic Powder)
Grated Cheese to sprinkle on top
Preheat your damn over to 350 degrees.
Put tomato halves on a cookie sheet.
Mix all of your ingredients, cept fer cheese, in a bowl.
Stuff your tomatoes with the mixture. Sprinkle with Cheese. Put in oven for like 10 to 15 minutes...till the cheese melts.
There, simple and easy, and fairly inexpensive (so I know my girl Sue will appreciate this! LOL), especially if you have some overripe tomatoes...ewwww, I just had a flash of overripe hemorrhoids for some reason...I think it's that word 'OVERRIPE'....EEEKK!!! LMFAO!!!!
***WARNING*** these may get juicey...great, now I'm horny!!!!
Anyhoo, this recipe goes good paired with pasta, or rice, or whatever. I ain't your damn cook, so I ain't gonna tell you how to eat!!! ahahahhahahaaaaa
So there you go! Recipe! Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and thanks for readin' my blog!!! :)
XX...Jolean
sounds good sweetie pie! yep i like it cheap and easy alright. like me! lol gonna have to try this on hubby some night. he loves him some maters! overripe hemmoroids ewww! but i gotta admit i was thinking the same thing when you said that. dirty minds think alike! and as for miracle whip, gross, that shit makes me gag! and you know i have been having such crazy ass dreams lately and i dont end up under the bed, cause there is no under the bed with an air mattress, but i end up on the floor! dont know why. hubby woke me up yelling for me at 3 in the morning and i was on the floor with a dog on either side of me and hugging a pair of hubbys dirty skivies. wtf????
ReplyDeleteHA!!!!! You crackle me up girl!!!
DeleteI haven't woken up underneath a bed in days!!!! THANK GOODNESS!!!! LOL
So what the hell is causin' you these middle-of-the-night incidents???!!! Crazy!
And I hope them skivvies were clean sweetie, cuz I know your hubbies gas problems, and I'm thinkin' tootsie rolls on your cheek!!!! EEK!
they were dirty but no tootsie rolls thankfully. just a couple cocoa puffs! lol well hubby and i have both had episodes of sleepwalking, his when he was drinking, but i dont have to be drinking to have them! and boy do i have a couple sleepwalking stories for you! last night i was just having crazy dreams! one dream had you in it. we were bothin prison and we were in charge of games in prison. you had a big ass hairy cooter so i stuck a big pole in it and was playing ring toss. then you and i got in a big fight over the last cupcake and we were going at it. we knocked down a pastry kart and had desserts all over us. it was wild!
ReplyDeleteOkay, WOW!!! What the hell are you eatin' before you got to bed girl???!!! LMAO!!!!
DeleteAs long as you don't live near a main road when you sleepwalk...damn!
just hubby's sausage! lol
ReplyDeleteone time hubby had been drinking pretty heavy and he passed out. well he woke me up like two in the morning asking where his clothes were cause he had to go to work. i said i didnt know so he was going through his clothes pile trying to find some clothes for work. finally he said f#@k it and he walked out of his bedroom in his skivvies. pretty soon i hear the front door open and close. he was gone for an hour! in his drawers! they say dont wake up a sleepwalker so i didnt go after him. plus i was pretty drunk myself. an hour later he just came home and layed back down and went to sleep. yeah we have some wild stories! so to this day i still dont know what he did that night. and no we dont live near a busy street but there is a cop across the street so that can be challenging!
ReplyDeleteWowzers!!!!! Thank goodness I ain't never sleepwalked!!! That is just crazy, and I keep sayin' that to you. You are right, no wonder we get along so well!!!! HA!!!
DeleteHoly grazoly!!!! It's funny as hell!!! But scary for you I'm sure!!!! Well, you could just use the sleepwalking as an excuse to seal up your hubby's poop shooter!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
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