I'm just gonna wish ya a good day and share a new video. I gots a busy day and plus I really gotta poo right now....EEEK!!!
Oh, and I wanted to share a little sayin' my Great Aunt Viola always used to say to us before we used her toilet... "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie...'' LOL!!!
XX...Jolean
Oh girl I know all about those sprinkles! That's why hubby and I have seperate toilets! I mean I like sprinkles but I prefer mine on my cupcakes! And I'm glad your blog had poo in the title cause it brings me to my gas story. So anyhoo, before hubby and I headed off on vacation, we stopped at a restaurant called Pattys eggnest and chuckwagon and we both had the country fried steak and eggs. It tasted really good but girl there was something in that breakfast that gave us both horrible gas! Not sure if it was the steak, eggs or both but by the time we got to the hotel we went from wanting to get it on to trying to avoid eachother! Smelled like a sewage run off in that hotel room! we spent most of the time out on the deck polluting the great outdoors! The people on the deck next to us were laughing when we were talking about the farts but when the smell started drifting their way they went back in their room. I swear by the time we left that hotel room they prolly had to call in the hazmat team! when we went to bed, i had a fart that stunk so bad that hubby started gagging an when he tried to get away he got caught up in the blankets and tripped. Of course i was laughing at him cause paybacks are a bitch and he is the one who is usually stinking me out. So we didnt have much sex on our vacation and i ended up writing a review of the restaurant saying "if you dont mind gas that will gag a gutwagon, eat at pattys eggnest and chuckwagon!" lol
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Well, I guess I'm glad that I wasn't vacationin' with you!!!! LOL!!!!!
Glad you got to get away though, and I don't usually like chuckwagon restaurants for that exact reason, there's always sumthin' that ain't too fresh or over-ripe that may, well, give you cause to contact a hazmat team....heehee
Thanks again fer sharin'!!!! :)
hence the fart in my sues sleepy video lmao!!!
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