Saturday, October 19, 2013

Bear Poop and Exercisin'....

HAPPY HAPPY SATURDAY MORNIN' TO YA'ALL!!!!

I just got back from a walk on a dirt road, tryin' to get some exercise, and damn do I feel good. Also we was scoutin' fer some filmin' locations fer some horror scenes we wanna film, and livin' out in the woods, there are a plenty!
Along with that, there is also a lot of wildlife. Does a bear shit in the woods? F'ing right he does, and I stepped in that big pile o' poo!!! What a mess, what a stink! Then I noticed sumthin' glimmerin' in the crap, looked down and there was a gold ring in there with a diamond!!! My lucky day! WOOWOO!!! I just took it off the severed finger it was attached to, spit on it, then wiped it on my pant leg. Just like new...heehee.

So, workin' out, it's tuff, but walkin' is easier, but you still burn calories, and there's no threat of poppin' an ovary! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!

And the moral of the story today, if you step in shit, whether it's yers or not, don't forget to look in mess and find the diamond in the rough. Turn the negative into a positive! :)

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and great weekend!
XX...Jolean

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  1. Mornin' Sue!!! Facebook was down all mornin' back here in our area...AREA 51 it feels like sumtimes! LMAO!!!
    No tree humpin', but yes, did some vag squats before my walk. heehee
    For a filling, well are you deep fryin' those suckers or bakin' them. Typically, theys is deep fried. But, with lobstah, I would do some green onion, red bell pepper, maybe some shrimp?, and prolly a red sauce, like cocktail sauce...hmmm...now i'm hungry.
    So how are you feelin' today girl? You on vacation? Yer doggy poop that wrapper out yet?

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  2. And if you like cheese on it, WE BOTH LOVE OUR CHEESE I KNOW...heehee, do a Jack Cheese. Other cheeses tend to overpower or not mix right with seafood.

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  3. not on vacay yet. hubby is workin today. we leave tomorrow. yes red peppers, cant forget those! i am baking them. oh man what a trying morning. i saw gypsy poop when i let the dogs out to go potty but i was in my dainties so i had to get dressed before i went out to check it. went out in the exact spot she shit and no shit! the other dog heidi, who is a big time shit eater, must have eaten it. SON OF A BITCH! i think you have the right idea by just havin cats! plus a heads up, jalepeno in the old cooter dont feel to pretty!! was handling jalepeno seeds, no gloves, forgot to wash my hands and got some in the old vag somehow when i went potty. now my cooter is on fire and not in a good way neither! damn i need to get away!

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  4. yep already bought my big block of jack! great minds think alike huh girl?

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  5. my thinker is obviously on the fritz cause i aint been thinkin to good lately! as my grams used to say "use that head for somethin besides a hat rack!" ahahaha! hope my inflamed cooter clears up before the vacay cause i was plannin on having some fun with that thing on my vacation!

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    1. Your grams sounds like a smart woman...heehee.
      I hope it clears up too!

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  6. she was. she is gone now. my dad too. and they were the ones who raised me they died within a monh of eachother and at the time i was fighting with them so my family said i killed them and they turned against me so now i have noone cept my hubby and these damn weiners! lol

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    1. OMG!!! Sorry to hear. Well, we gotta make due with what we got gurrl! And it sounds like yer hubby is a good guy. :) And all them weiners too! ;)

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  7. yeah hubby has stood by my side through alot of crap and im in counseling to deal with all that crap that happened with my family. conseling helps, laughing helps and those damn weiners! lol you gotta just keep on keeping on in life girl! im so excited bout my vacay tomorrow whoo hoo! vacations are so great although getting ready for one can be work especially when hubby feels the need to take everything but the kitchen sink with us! lol

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    1. Glad to hear and Sounds awesome gurrl!!! WOOWOO!!!

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