Hey ya'all, and Happy Hump Day!!!
Wow, I guess this chilly weather settlin' in and all the racin' around to prepare for winter has taken it's toll. Miss Jolean is feeling icky(cold/flu) today. SON OF A BITCH!!!
I got snot in my home perm, tissues stuck to my socks, soup stains on my house coat, and ya'all are prolly gonna see my damn hair in the sky, cuz my head feels like a friggin' rocket bout to take off. Plus, I can't keep a damn thing down in my belly, I'm power-pukin' on the damn bathroom walls!
Thank goodness the kids are off at Halloween Camp fer the week, besides, I think they been tryin' to poison me!!! LOL Little bastards, they pay to close attention to their Momma!!! AHAHHAHAAAA!!!! Boy, have they got a mess to clean when they get home on Saturday! heeheee
Oh, and I wanna thank ya'all for the kind comments and views for my first News Program, it's gonna be a lot of fun this November...Woowoo!!!!
So, that's it fer today.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all.
xx...jolean
oh no!!! sorry your feeling sicky icky girl! if i was there i would hold back your home perm while you power puke the walls down! i will come back later and tell you a couple funny stories (hopefully they are funny) to make you feel better!!
ReplyDelete:) thanks sweetie....
Deletemy def leppard concert story;
ReplyDeleteok well it wasnt a live concert, it was a movie of a concert. So we liked it so much we decided to go to it again. All five of us middle aged couples showing up to try to relive our glory days. Good times!
So upon arriving, i quickly found out that alot has changed since i was a young adult. i remember being able to see a show for seven bucks. this time we had to pay 15 dollars for each ticket. SON OF A F$#KING BITCH!!! and it cost us 22 bucks for 2 small popcorns and two small pops! Guess i should have brought my suitcase sized purse and smuggled in some pops along with the dollar store candies i smuggled in, and i also could have brought along a popcorn maker! oh well maybe next time!
so like i said there was only about five of us middle aged couples in there so hubby and i figured we would sneak to the back of the theatre and have some sex. well damn if those movie theatre seats didnt get smaller since i was younger too! thats the problem with inflation. the cost keeps going up on things yet things keep getting smaller and smaller. or maybe its just our big butts that keep inflating who knows.
anyhoo after the failed attempt at some pda we decide to just go to the front of the theatre and try to do some headbanging. bad idea! middle aged heads dont bang to well unless its against a wall in frustration, or occasionally when i bang hubbys head against the wall when he is farting to much. lets just say i had to pull out the gallon buckets of bengay when we got home so we could bathe in it. after the failed sex attempt in those tiny theatre chairs where the seats kept folding in on us ( i swear i havent been twisted in that many positions since, well since i was young and actually could have sex in theatre chairs!!!) and the failed headbanging attempt, hubby and i were pretty sore.
so anyhoo, looking around at the other couples in the theatre, i realized they were playing it safe and just sitting there quietly in their seats. they must have learned their lesson from past experiences or something. but that didnt look fun! and i wanted to do something wild and adventerous! so i took off my underwear and threw them up towards the screen. imagine my surprise and hubbys when they actually stuck to the screen!! omg! i must have gotten to excited at me and hubbys failed sex attempt that it made my underoos a little moist or something!! whoops!
so after all the fellow oldsters booing at us, and the usher kicking us out, we went home. thats ok though. we already saw that show once anyway (although at our age a refresher would have been nice!) and we did have a date with Mr. Ben Gay! and on the positive side we made it home before our bedtime!!! yay!!
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well i tried to cheer you up with a funny story, but it sounded alot better in my head than it came out my fingers! well i tried. feel better sweets and get lots of rest. love ya!
Oh my gosh, I'm laughing through my pukey mouth...LMAO!!!!
DeleteYou definitely did cheer me up...THANK YOU SUE!!!
Love ya girl!!!