Party Pooper!!!

Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!

It's rainy and wet here today, and kinda made me laugh cuz I was thinkin' of a situation that happened to one of my girlfriends years ago at a party.

So, we had been out performing at a nightclub. Me, my friend (we'll call her)D, and a couple others had a great time and got invited to our friends little house party in Santa Barbara.
Sidenote: D is a very kinda, um, pristine, or proper gal. She dresses to the nines, and is an amazing performer/dancer. Her clothes and shoes are designer labels to boot.

Anyhoo, we get to the house, and lemme tell ya, any cab driver in that city prolly has some pretty interstin' stories about us gals all pilin' into their cars...LOL!
The party is fun, lots of people, food, cocktails(always a reason to show up...lol), it was inside and outside on the back lawn, there were a coupla of lovin' dogs, the literal animal, but also horny pervs...heehee.

So, we were standin' in the kitchen, and an odor of nasty floats into my sinuses. Well, I'm thinkin' I just need a bottle of tic tacs, or some stronger alcohol for my bad breath.
D. is standin' next to me and she's like, What is that smell Jolean?
And I'm like I dunno, tryin' to act all innocent.
Well, a few minutes later, she's like, come into the bathroom with me.
And I'm tryin' to flirt with this dude, and I'm like 'no'.
She says please, and girls gotta support eachother.
So, we go into the bathroom, me, her and another friend, and the stench was aweful.
I was about to apologize when she has me look down at her gorgeous designer shoes/high heels, COVERED IN DOG SHIT!!!!!
Me and my friend started laughing our asses off!!!!
Then I turned into 'super friend', threw her ass down on the edge of the tub, grabbed toilet paper from the other side of the room, while we were tryin' to clean off her shoe.
Someone opens the door, D on the tub, leg up in the air, me and my other friend down on our knees tryin' to clean out all the crevices of her shoe, and toilet paper streamed across the bathroom and all over the floor, the smell of dogshit floating int the air, and we all looked up to this dude(the one I was hittin' on) and we like, 'we're fine, shut the fucking door!!!'
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Why we never just took the shoe off, and poor miss priss D holdin' on for dear life to the edges of the tub!
Usually I'm the one in them sticky situations....LMAO!!!
It was a good laugh, a hilarious memory.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!(now to get ready fer a day of filmin')
XX...Jolean