Good Thursday Mornin' to Ya'all!
Okay, so the government shut down. What does that mean? I dunno. Why? Cuz I don't care. I live out in the middle of nowhere, and have too many kids and cats that keep me busy enough! I didn't even find out till today cuz I don't read, and I ain't got cable.
I looked on the news online today and you wanna know what the most interestin' thing was????!!!!!
New found footage of BIGFOOT!!!! I'm more scared of gettin' kidnapped and taken advantage of in the deep woods by a saskabotch than I am of that damn government!
And I don't go into the city or into them tall buildings, so the next time the government decides to crash some planes into them, I don't have to friggin' worry. And come on, they did that to take our attention away from the real shit we need to worry about, like these needless wars!!!
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
There, I said it, they can kiss my ass ya'all!
Now, on to this Bigfoot sightin', I am actually quite thrilled about it. That means there are big hairy men right out in my own backyard!!!! WOOWOO!!!
Things are lookin' up ya'all...
Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean
saskabotch LMBAO!!!! your better than a cup of coffee in the morning!!! always love the good morning chuckle you give me!!! maybe you can put on one of your jolean scents to attract one of those big hairy beasts! RMPH!!!!! now my cooter is on fire!!!!
ReplyDeleteMornin' Sue!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Yeah girl, like I need to put more of my stink out on that lawn or in the woods....LMFAO!!!!!
DeleteWho am I kiddin', I'm goin' out there in a bit...I set a trap...heehee!!!
morning doll! hope your morning is going well. do you have any ideas on something special i can do for my hubby? he was so sweet to me yesterday! he brought me home a dozen roses, two candles, and a 100 dollar amazon gift card. then he took me to the cineplex to see def leppards viva hysteria (one of my favorite bands) we rocked out like it was 1988 girl! so i want to do something really special for him. hmm... maybe i will shave my legs for one thing. im beginning to look like a saskabotch myself!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! That is soooo freakin' sweet of him!!! What a good guy you have, you are both blessed with eachother!
DeleteI have a love/hate relationship with candles after I saw 'Debbie Does Dallas'...eek!
Shavin' yer legs would be a good thang gal, unless he likes fur on fur....ahahahhahahaaaa!!!!!
Well, what can you do fer him? Hmmmmmmmm....lemme think on that one. You could always involve food some how, not sexually, unless he's into that, but maybe make him a big heart cock, uhhhh, sorry, cake....heehee...now I'm horny!!! rmph!!!!
But seriously, try a new cake recipe or sumthin'...maybe make it in a shape of boobies, cuz I know yer man likes thems!!!! heehee
And make sure you put a cream filling in them....mmmmm
GREAT!!!! Now I'm horny AND hungry!!!! LMAO!
That's an idea....food. :)
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ReplyDeletewe love red velvet cake so i guess tonight i will surprise him with a red velvet boobie cake! lol so have you found saskabotch yet?
ReplyDeleteYummy, red velvet...hmmmmm...and saskabotch yet, I had to go with my girl Lulu to Bingo tonight!!!! We done good once again. We always are laughin' and winnin' and all them ol' biddies givin' us evil eye looks!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Deleteyou must make millions. I heard about your mansion and stuff.
ReplyDeleteNot really, that's why I'm on here doin' this so I can spread myself, well, maybe not that cuz bats might fly out, but, that's why I'm doin' different things online to get my name out there! WOOWOO!
DeleteI havent got you beat tho cause I only have six kids. I saw your news reports and I think your a great reporter. I think you should do an expose about people who live in trailer parks. Get down to the real nitty gritty. Cause I know you got a mansion in bel air and stuff but living in a 3 bedroom trailer with six kids is real tough. My man really is in and out of jail and I caught my oldest with a trucker having sex in my bed and she is only 14. And I'm not the best example for my kids either cause i have had to do crazy things for money since the man aint around alot. And the state don't give you as much money as you think. Although they did give my oldest birth control since she is a raging whore so thats good. One less stress for me. But
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Whoops it cut me off. Anyways I'm at my witts end sometimes with being a single mom. And having to raise these kids on my own and I don't know what I am doin half the time. My oldest is 14 and she dresses to sexy and my twelve year old wants to be just like her. Thats scary! So I have one teen girl and another almost teen girl. Can you imagine what that's like? Two sassy foul mouthed back talking brats. And my other four are all under 8. My youngest is 2 and still in diapers. Cant seem to get him potty trained and he is still sucking on my milk bags all the time. UHHHHHGGGHHHH!
ReplyDeleteToday I got the whole day to myself cause the kids are at grandma's and I don't know what to do with myself. Thats why I wanted to write and say what do you think about maybe a news series to showcase people like me and maybe get us some help. Teach us parenting skills, money managing, how to cook healthy meals on a low budget and things like that. Cause my 8 year old kept having tummy problems real bad so we took her to the childrens hospitol and she is allergic to fructose. Do you know how many foods have fructose in it? So now I have to take cooking classes to learn how to cook for her. And it's not easy! With 6 kids that is a full time job! there is always school functions, sports, doctors and dentist appointments, and when one kid gets sick they all get sick. goodness to may. And people expect me to hold down a job with all this going on? Me's don't think so! I love my kids but it is overwhelming at times.
ReplyDeleteNumber one, thank you sooooooo very much bout my news reports, it's sumthin' I really enjoy doin', second to makin' sweet luvin', but that's far and few right now.
DeleteNumber two(i luv sayin' that...heehee) You have got a lot goin' on in yer world girl! I just may start doin' sum of that 'teaching' and 'educatin' news stories. I'm about to start a daily mornin' news program online, and that would be a perfect outlet for those things.
I'll keep you posted, just keep checkin' back and we chit chat more.
Take care of yerself and stay strong and focused, and don't forget to laugh at shit, cuz sumtimes thats all we can do.
ha! Alot going on is an understatement for this place!!!
ReplyDeleteYou mentioned bingo, boy I wish I could go play bingo. Been so long since I had any kind of adult fun, including in the bedroom like you said. I know that prolly sounds funny since I have the six kids and all. The only fun I have is getting gum out of kids hair and headlice treatments. Well there is also the breaking up fights all the time so I guess I referee too. I really do like your news broadcasts. Your such a natural in front of the camera. It seems like it was something you were born to do. And aside from being sassy frassy you also seem to have such a kind heart. I think your plans to do the news stories is a great one and I do look forward to watching them. I think you could bring to attention the side of things that alot of people don't see. You have an outlook on things that is reality versus all the bullcrap fake ass shit that the news media try's to stuff down our throats. Your reeal and they arent. I think that your funny and real and you just have such a unique spin on things. You would be the kind of person that would be fun to hang with and do neat stuff with.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, thank you so much!!! And yes, I been talkin' to Team Jolean and we are ready to start workin' on this news segment. And what you have said is actually very inspirin'! We've already got some alternatives for your daughter's fructose allergy.
DeleteSoooo, thank you for watchin', readin', and lettin' us know what you think. It does make a difference, and that's what we wanna do, make a difference in the world, and make people laugh as well.
So, hearin' from folks such as yourselves, prompts us to get our asses in gear.