Shotgun Weddin'...

Good Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Wow, what a busy weekend I've had! I have been away from my computer for two days, and that's why I ain't put up blogs fer the weekend!

My cousin' Florean got hitched this weekend up in the back woods, yes even further than I already am! I went there thinkin' they wanted me to be in the weddin' party, well if I wasn't shocked as shit on a log, they wanted me to serve the food! Thank the Good Lord I always pack an extra hair net in my handbag! LOL!

And let me tell ya'all, it was a shotgun weddin'! I mean literally, the bride's daddy and brothers had their shotguns in hand, and there was a very nervous groom waitin' fer his bride on the alter! heehee...
I was laughin' my ass off when they started firin' off them rifles at the end....AHAHAHHAAAA!!!
No good bastards that wanna knock up a girl, then leave her all alone for that damn toothless stripper....sorry, regressin'....heehee

I'll have more stories to share.
Have a happy day ya'all!
XX...Jolean