So, as I'm gettin' rid of the last of that damn skunk smell from my attack, and sewing the pelt for a handy little clutch to match my Halloween Costume(not gonna tell ya'all yet....heehee), I ponder more and more the approachin' winter and wonder, where the hell did I put all my damn winter clothes???!!! With all this movin' I tended to misplace things, i guess. Does that mean I'm gettin' old? I mean, I still haven't come to terms with my real age, and I'm still a fertile field of dreams fer the proper man on a Harley who would like to make me his back seat bitch. Great, now I'm horny and can't think!!!! LMAO!!!
Well, we are gonna be filmin' some new segments over the next few days, guess Chad is still tryin' to pound out the scripts(and it ain't the only thing he's poundin' out...heeeheeeheee). And until then, I wanna be a team player and share his little dumb-ass scary movie that he's tryin' to make, MaineScare. I guess he's got this, what we all in the industry call a 'teaser trailer', AND, he's offered me a bit part in it!!! WOOWOO!!!
So, I hope ya'all have a happy day, and enjoy this trailer, and look forward to MY videos in the next few days.
XX...Jolean
ps...and if a biker is readin' this, I'm off for the weekend!!!! LMAO!!!! Momma needs sum lovin'!
See there ya go! instead of saying you cant remember things because your old, just blame it on the fact that your just perpetually horny and the blood has rushed from your brain into more important parts! Works for me!!! in fact i think i need to use that excuse more often! I'm always horny rmph! lol
ReplyDeleteHA!!! You got me sistah!!! heehee...
DeleteCan't wait to see your costume! glad your being a great younger sister and helping your bro out! and cool that your making a guest appearance in his movie! he knows better than to leave you out if he knows whats good for him huh? ha! i loved the teaser he gave us! But i wanted to see more! I really dont like to be teased! He needs to quit pounding one out and give us the whole enchilada! lol
ReplyDeleteAlways crackling me up girl! Yeah, well, I'm tryin' to get him to get me through the damn Halloween season with enough of my videos, since I apparently have a larger audience and he's just startin' out! LMAO! But don't worry Sue, he's hot and heavy on the MaineScare thing now too, heehee...'poundin' one out...heehee
DeleteI am gonna be a drag king for halloween! so i gotta remember to get a banana at the store to stuff with. or an extra long cucumber! lol
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!!!! Cucumber may get squishy later on in the night, maybe a big heavy wool sock rolled up! LOL
Deletehee hee! good idear! all I know is I wanna go BIG! lmao!!!
Deleteplus I do'nt want the banana to split and go up my slit! lol
DeleteUhhhh, no! (giggle) No food near the cooter cept whipped cream!!! HA!
Deleteand maybe a cherry! now what am i gonna do with these big double d's of mine? not sure if there is enough tape to tape down those jugs!!!!
DeleteUse some kind of fabric, wrap it around you, then use duct tape over that, DO NO DUCT TAPE YOUR SKIN!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Deleteand my drag name is either gonna be ben wankin or aiken bohner lmao!!!
ReplyDeleteHeehee...you crackle me up! I like Ben Wankin! ;)
Deleteyou would! lmao!!!
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DeleteWe are going away on vacation on sunday for two days and i am so excited! we are going to langley on woodby island. hope to do a cooking show while im there. its gonna be a good time!!
ReplyDeleteI am soooo jealous girl! I need a vacation! LOL I hope you have a great time, get laid lots, film(not the laying, the cookin'...heehee) and relax wit yer hubby! :) Is Langley where you are from?
Deletenah I was born in Mesa Arizona and was raised in a small town called Centralia Washington which is the halfway point between seattle washington and portland oregon. but langley is my last name so i hope to find a cool souveneir with the name langley on it!!
DeleteThat's why I asked, Langley, interestin' and fun! If you find a mug, use it on yer show, or a t-shirt, woowoo!!!
Deletei want one of your tshirts but dont know where to find the merchandise tag on your facebook page! or a mug or sumthin!
DeleteYeah, it was from a few years ago, lemme see if they still make them girl. I'll get back to ya!
DeleteIm' thinking of maybe making a lobster chimichanga? not sure yet.
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Lobstah Chimminichanga!!!!!!!! YUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI'm allergic to some types of seafood but thankfully i can still eat crab, shrimp and lobster!
DeleteI ain't allergic to nuthin'!!! Gots me a cast iron stomach! heehee...and crab,shrimp, and lobstah are the only good seafoods anyhoo. :)
DeleteWell yo know how you did the cat food with the mayo pickles and onion? Well I went to grocery outlet today, gotta be careful cause hubby is lurking over my shoulder and i dont want him to read this (hee hee) well anyways they had 3 tubes of liver patee for a buck but hubby is against eatin liver! so imma gonna try that trick and see if it works hee hee. i will let you know gurl!!!
ReplyDeleteDO IT GIRL!!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Deleteplus when hubbins was lurkin he wanted to see chads movie trailer so i showed him and he said it looks really good!
ReplyDeleteAwesome, glad to hear...heehee...he'll like that. It's been gettin' positive response so far. He's just learnin' all this technical shit, like editing, cuz he had someone else doin' it before...LOL We all wear many hats girl, and that's what makes us all so wonderful! Good Lord, it's too early and I'm cheery...WTF???!!! LOL
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