Okay, so I been real busy with Halloween preparations this year. Of course, with all this damn wind comin' up off the lake, most of my outside decorations have takin' flight around the neighborhood, an unexpected delight to see the neighbors annoyed! LMAO!!!
I said to em', my kids have been crappin' in yer bushes for a week now, BE ANNOYED WITH THAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
I sometimes miss havin' a lot of neighbors, cuz by the time you get down the block with annoyin' them, and start over, the first ones you did it to have either forgiven' you or are too busy laughin' at the shit me or my kids are doin' to the other neighbors!!!! LOL Now I just have a coupla neighbors on this ol' dirt road...but we're stuck together fer a while...heehee...they better lock their doors on Halloween night, cuz, well, I'll tell ya'all bout it after it happens....ahahahahaaa!!!!
I'm just in a laughin' happy mood this mornin'!!!
Well, I hope ya'all have a happy day and check out my new video, a craft segment which I haven't done in years!!! And I still hate the f'ing balloons!!!!! LMAO
XX...Jolean
looks like you liked that one balloon pretty well lol happy S.H.I.T (so happy it's thursday) day to you! keep gigglin!!
ReplyDeleteOh I will girlie...heehee
DeleteSharing a little tip with you and your Joleaners. Apple cider vinegar bitches! Helps with a wide variety of things including indigestion, cures hiccups, helps with joint pain, keeps arteries clear, whitens teeth, etc. etc. etc. the reason i use it is because i used to suffer from terrible acid reflux and had to pop zantac, not to be confused with xanax lol, every day twice daily. but since i been taking the cider vinegar i dont have to do that anymore. what i do is i get a water botle and put a single serve packet of ocean spray grape juice put that in, fill up with water and two tablesppons apple cider vinegar. tastes like good wine! especially if you use a couple packets of that grape juice. yum!!! there is a whole long list of the benefits of apple cider vinegar, check them out if you like, im just saying it really works for me. thanks for listenin.
ReplyDeleteMost excellent!!!! Thanks fer sharin' Sue!!! You get that 'Joleaners'????? APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!!!!!! WOOWOO!!!! :)
Deletetime to pull out the adult diapers! sexy surprise for hubby tonight lol they are kinds sexy in a way though cause the back end has ruffles and my hiney looks damn good in those diapers! lol oh yeah i gotta share a diaper story with ya later girl!!
ReplyDeleteI do wine and more wine!!! LOL!!! But you just might wanna do a movie night???? LOL
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ReplyDeletewell hubby and i used to be hard core drinkers and it caused alot of problems for us. so we have been clean and sober for 4 monthes now. but we do have alot of fnny stories from that time in our lives. and considering this is an embarrassing story for him and not me ima gonna tell it hee hee!! So anyhoo one night we were drinkin really heavy and you know what happens when you drink alot. you's gots to pee like a racehorse! well hubby had hurt his back pretty bad at work and he didnt want to get up every five minutes to go potty. and we were laying around in bed and since i always have diapers on hand cause im a heavy bleeder, he just figured he could slap one of those suckers on and pee in his britches. well i guess those things arent designed to hold a drinkers pee! that sons a bitch leaked and there was pee all over the fucking bed. son of a bitch! so he learned a lesson on that night that it doesnt pay to be lazy and i had alot of laundry to do!
OMG!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! poor guy, I guess he learned his lesson...heehee
DeleteAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA....you freakin' know it girlie!!!!! WOOWOO!!!!
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