Happy Friday Mornin' to Ya'all!!! :)
Halloween is gettin' ever so closer, 13 more days!!! And as all you 'Joleaners' out there know, I usually get the Trick-or-Treatin' done early. People look at me weird, but hell, everyone gets there christmas shoppin' done early, DON'T THEY/YOU????!!!! So why not the other? hm???!!!
Anyhoo, I think I have been trainin' my kids in this tradition, properly. So I decided this year to send all 8 and 1/2 of them out on their own, so they can get their own trick-r-treatin' done early. AND, I made it into a fun scavenger hunt for them all. heehee
On part of the hunt, the kids have to get on a bus into the city, and they don't even realize it's a one-way ticket to Canada!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
After all them times those little bastards have scared me, got me lost in the woods, locked me in the basement, substituted my shampoos with Ajax, now I get my revenge....AHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
I was gonna have my old pimp Luther help out, but he's still servin' time. :(
Wait, doesn't Canada have that free health care or whatever, SHIT!!! I shoulda gone up to Canada! Now I'm stuck down here with this shit-on-a-stick Obamacare....F@#$ THAT!!!
Well, at least I still gotta half box o' wine and my Dolly Parton 8-tracks to listen to, but I can't figure out how they fit in this freakin' dvd player...
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean
you bring up some very good points! why not trick or treat early. though if you try trick or treatin here early you just might get a trick instead, unless you like liver! cause im giving out caramel livers on a stick this year!!! also next time YOU go to canada and pick up a mountie and leave the brats at home!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteCarmel Liver on a stick???!!! Is that a threat???!!! LMAO!!!!
DeleteI need a mountie right bad!!!! hmmmmm....thanks once again gurl! horny here....heehee
well we took a break from the liver last night and had stir fry but its back to liver tonight. gonna make a dirty rice. boy hubby dont know how dirty! i so wanna tell him but i gotta keeps my mouth shut lol
ReplyDeleteKeep yer mouth shut and keep it durrrrrtttyy birdie!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
DeleteAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I will do that ;)
ReplyDeletejolean i got a real problem
ReplyDeleteHoly rolling shi!!! Well, number one thing that i've learned bout animals, they will shit out whatever they eat. Now weiner dogs, I'm not sure if they are more delicate than regular, but I don't think they are, tummy wise. Grandpappy Thorton used to have weiner dogs, and all I ever remember is them pissing everywhere.
ReplyDeleteSo, if you are concerned, call yer local vet, they usually have 24 hr services/advice.
Dammit girl, yer gettin' all flustered right before yer weekend getaway. Don't worry, just keep thinkin' bout where yer gonna be fer two days...hmmmm.
The only thing a superwoman such as yerself needs to worry about, is if yer husband sees the wrapper when it gets shitted out.
Go outside, close yer eyes and breath 10 breathes for you!
See what you do? You gots me actin' all serious and shit, but Chad's over my f'ing shoulder tryin' to help out to!
Girlfriend, keep calm and go take some breathers....
ahh you guys are sweeties! thank you so much! i hated to bug ya i just freaked out and i tend to overreact sometimes. especially bout the chillins! they are as annoying as hell but i love them to death. big lesson for me to not doing something that stupid again! cause they are like little garbage guts they will eat anything! i am gonna go take a walk and chill out. thanks to you both so much!! i gotta remember this too shall pass. hopefully!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry bout it girl, I am always glad to help. :) Specially when shit goes down with the chillins. LOL We luv em and we gotta make sure theys okay too. And we all do 'stupid' things, we wouldn't be human if we didn't girl. LOL
DeleteYou are welcome, and get yerself calm. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, it will pass.
:)