Happy Wednesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!
Still enjoyin' our indian summer back here in New England, although I ain't seen an Indian in months!!! Then again, I ain't been to the casino in a while either....heehee.
Well, I've got the perfect gift for Halloween for all the neighbors this year!
As ya'all know, I've got so many damn cats, and a few of the females just had kittens!!! I lost count, them horny pussy's!
So, on Halloween, I'm gonna load up all them kittens in a box, hop on my moped, and hand-deliver the kittens to each doorstep, in the middle of the night, when everyone is asleep and won't know what's happening, and after I've had a few Dayquill and Scotch cocktails.
They are gonna get a damn TREAT whether they want one or not.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!
sidenote: I was gonna put them in paper bags, ring the doorbell, and light them on fire, but then I remember that you do that trick with dog shit...heehee....
That'll teach them damn neighbors, especially after they called the cops on me last summer for tryin' to start my own massage parlor on my front lawn. Hey, I bet Old Man Tillman got an eyefull, and that's prolly why he had a heart attack...lol!!!
At least I'm tryin' to give these kittens a home, right?!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!!
XX...Jolean
yay! I am all for giving pussy a new home. although the last time I gave my pussy a new home I got a ball and chain wrapped around my ankle! but sometimes it works out!! halloweenie will soon be here! two questions for ya. one is do you or your brother have any good hot dog recipes? and the second question is can i mention you and your bro's name on my halloween episode?
ReplyDeleteNumber One, yes I have two great recipes, and I'll share those in a moment. I always got a good weiner recipe...heehee. And Number Two(heehee), YES! By all means, use and abuse the both of us all you need to! We are both attention whores, although I may be the more important one. ;) LOL! I can't wait to see it! We gotta do some more filmin' today as well....eeek!
DeleteOkay, I was tryin' to post a video on here, doesn't work....dammit! You can either look up Stuffed Hot Dog Recipe or Hot Dog Casserole Recipe on youtube. And I'll also post them separately on here.
Deleteyou will do great hun, you always do. i am uploading a video today. happy that hubby is gone to work! he was singin opera this morning and it was annoyin the piss outta me!
ReplyDeleteheehee....opera....
DeleteI'm still tryin' to figure this technical shit out girl, but I got two separate more blog postings for those damn videos!!!!! LOL....I see it's easier to share the video from YouTube to here, instead of searchin' for it on here to post.... At least I'll be educated now....heehee
Deletedont worry im a techno tard too lol
ReplyDeleteand thank you :) love me a good weiner!
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