Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Alien Probin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Well, it's another day in this chilly winter wonderland.

So, I was havin' some weird dreams last night.
There was some strange figures creepin' around in my room, then I felt tingly all over, then I saw some big owl eyes, then it gets kinda hazy, but I remember hearing clinking sounds, and some strange martian language, cold hands, probes bein' stuck in holes, then wakin' up feelin' a little numb, AND WITH BLOOD ON MY ASS!!!
HOLY CRAP!!! I was abducted by aliens, again!!!!!! DAMMMIT!!!!!!! Why can't they leave me the hell alone???!!! I've been poked and prodded more times than a 12 year old hooker in a Chinese Crack House on Labor Day Weekend!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!

That's it! I need to make sure I stay awake so I can give them damn slimy critter holes a piece of my mind!!! I've already got my tinfoil hat on, and I'm startin' to clank rocks together around my house in an ancient Guatamalan dance known to contact the 'out world bein's...

I ain't goin' krazy, I ain't goin' krazy, I ain't goin' crazy....heeeeheeeeheeeeeheeee

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

2 comments:

  1. when i first read this i thought it said ailin problem and i was like oh no whats she ailin from? lmao time to go back to bed lol

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