Good Saturday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!
Wooo, it was cold this mornin' when I got up. The kids room was like a morgue, cuz they wuz all bundled up underneath the covers!!!! ahahahahhahahaaaaa.....let's just say I put a double pot of Joe on and grabbed my heavy sweater and loaded them stoves up! :)
Now, I also know we are gettin' a big storm startin' tomorrow. Now, what I've done is bailed my ex tex outta jail, again, so he can start cuttin' more wood, I got a tent set up outside of the school so the kids can spend the night there and not miss school because of the storm...heeehee...and all I had to do was shop fer some candles in case the power goes out...WOOO!!!! It's tough havin' a family and preppin' fer a storm out here in the Maine wilderness, but I think I got this down...LOL
And as long as them damn critters don't try and burrow on up in my house....I gotta tell ya, when I went to reach fer a sweater on the top shelf in the closet and grabbed a damn raccoon!!!! That little bastard was screechin', I was a screamin', and then something got sprayed and it stunk up in there and then I passed out! Was it him, was it me? I guess we'll never know...heehee
But if that keeps up, the kids are all gettin' Davy Crockett Coon Skin Hats fer Christmas, and that's fer damn sure!!!! LOL
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean
ahahaha! Sounds like you got that shit down girl! lol and great idea bout the kids and not missin school and all! Since there are so many of them they will be nice and warm in a dog pile in that tent creatin all that body heat! lets hope thats all they create!! lol oh boy it is freakin nasty cold here to girl. 16 freakin degrees out overnight!!! i had to snuggle up under the blankies real tight just to keep warm girl! and those roman soldiers sure to the trick for that one. but kinda dangerous when a fart flame is involved. now here is where my funny story comes in. hubby likes to sleep in just his skivies and usually his ass end is hanging out. and before bed hubby likes me to rub his back. hmm let me rephrase that. before he goes to sleep he likes me to rub his back! lol so he rolls over on his side so i can rub his back which is dangerous for me cause that fart blower is pointed right at me! anyways he farts and i feel a warm feeling and realize my hair is on fire a little! i look down and there is a lighter stuck to his bare ass lmao! so im mortified that i am pulling pieces of singed hair out my head but laughin that hubby has a shiny red lighter stuck to his cornhole like a rudolph fruitcup entry light or sumtin! lmao!! and this aint the first time hubby has had things stuck to his ass neither. most of the time its the dogs or some loose change!!!! one time it was a 20 dollar bill so i just peeled that sucker off his caboose and mama went shoppin! ahh the joys of havin a hubby!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT???!!! A lighter in his cornhole???!!! That's just weird!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! The cash is good though,and I hoped ya'all washed that sucker off....LOL
DeleteWow, sounds like he's got lots goin' on to the point he's like a pinata!!! aahahahahahahhahaaaa....
Now just watch out fer them damn warm winds next time girl... ;)
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.....girl, get him some baby powder for his butt, and a diaper to sleep in, yet again, another reason why men are like babies, quite literally....heeehehheheheeheheheeee.....
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