Happy Snowy Mornin' to Ya'all!!!
I am livin' the winter wonderland dream right now, well, now i gotta get my ass out there to shovel...actually I'll get the 'hired help' (my stalker jannie) to do it. I gotta say, that krazy kooter can clean!!! I just gotta keep the music turned up to drown out her mumbling and turrets attacks....DAMN!!! heeheeheee
Okay, so I was at the Walmarts the other day with my girl Lulu. I've got a tip fer ya'all. When shoppin' at Walmarts, DON'T!!! LMFAO!!!!!
I gotta tell ya, people are rude and Krazy!!! Right after I got my kart, some 'bitch' ran her kart into my heel! I turned around, cuz you know, I deal with stalkers and fans on a regular basis, well, she just look at me and smiled. I said OUCH! and then when she still didn't say anything, I said 'I accept yer apology and forgive yer rudeness. Have a Happy Day.' Then I smiled and walked away as a little crowd had gathered round, and now she feels uncomfortable...heehee
And then, we was in the meats section scopin' the pork, well, some 'bitch' came rushin' her kart and pushed it right into my girl Lulu's kart, well, I sat there as the 'bitch' freaked out and grabbed a meat package, and lookin' at Lulu liked she was some thief.
Now lemme tell you, we take our time shoppin', we ain't in no rush, and we expect to wait, but PEOPLE ARE FREAKIN' KRAZY!!!!
And of course, watchin' this, I was krackin' up, but I know Lulu weren't!
And the final thing at Walmarts, the checkout line! So, I've got my groceries up on the runner, and there are 2 people ahead of me, again, no big deal, cuz the kids aren't with me, and i'm takin' my time. So, the little old 'bitch' behind me, besides pinning me between my kart and hers, starts unloading her goodies up on the very full runner, well, SHE STARTS PUSHIN' ALL OUR SHIT FORWARD!!!!
I was like 'sweetie, that ain't gonna make any of us go faster, and I forgive yer rudeness. Have a Happy Day.' Then I smiled and turned around.
Again, when shoppin' at Walmarts, DON'T...AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....cuz I just might be there to put ya'all in check!
(wink-wink)
So, I'm gonna keep this short cuz we gots a big day ahead of filmin', but i'll check back later.
Have a Happy Day ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean
I very rarely do walmart cause there is way to many walmartians when im walmartin!! i go there mabe once every three years lol my thing is grocery outlet and the dollar store. those are my two main stores. albertsons on occasion cause when im scopin out the pork and other meats they have some pretty good deals. we love our meat dont we girl? and who doesnt like a good pork?
ReplyDeleteI love me some good porkin'...heehee....we are definitely meat eaters girl....LOL
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