Shoppin' and mallin'...

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, Holiday shoppin' was a bust! And I ain't talkin' bout my mountains of lovin'!!! ahahahahahhahaaa

Once I got the kids loaded into the station wagon(yes Virginia, they do still exist! heehee), we took off, goin' 15 mph cuz of the weather, well, apparently my ex Tex needed booze money again and siphoned out the gas!!! HOLY DUCK FARTS!!!!
So, pulled over in the storm, I got out in the snow, and a plow truck was comin' right in behind us clearing the roads. Well, I was wavin' at him to slow down, or stop, and that bastard didn't budge or slow at all!
Well, as that plow was gettin' closer and closer and I was wavin' lookin' like a possessed rag doll, six feet before he got to me, the plow lifted up, he drove past, and right after he passed the vehicle, the plow went back down....SLAM!!!! HE NEVER STOPPED!!!!

Well, my girl Lulu was there in 10 minutes, and we was off to the mall.
Tanner disappeared in the public restrooms, the twins, Hoho and Lolo, were raisin' hell at Claire's, tryin' to pierce little girls' ears(which was kinda funny), Carlos and Rolean were runnin' around tryin' to get anyone to adopt them sayin' they needed their green cards, Jolette and Tex jr. were pick-pocketing passerby's, Midge pissed in Santa's lap, and my baby TB just sat in his stroller with his bottle, much like his father!

So, after havin' to sweet talk mall security, runnin' into my old pimp, and a pigeon crappin' in my newly coiffed perm, it was a day I would like to forget, since it's like most Holiday shoppin' experiences...
Calgon, TAKE ME AWAY.....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to smile...it could be worse...heehee
XX...Jolean