Sunday, December 8, 2013

Gay Snowman and Ballin'...

Good Great Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Woo, lemme tell ya, when they say the temperature's gonna drop, they wasn't kiddin'!!!! Sometimes you hope them weather people are playin' a joke, I guess I gotta stop listenin' to Jannie on my News segment....LOL

But, we are gettin' the calm before the storm right now here in Maine...we're gonna git hit tomorrow mornin' with SNOW SNOW SNOW....WOOWOO!!! Cuz I'll tell ya, I'm okay with the cold weather, although I gotta double up on them bras, but when we get the snow, that makes it all worth it...sledding, snowballs, well snowball fights..heehee, makin' gay snowmen, which is a snow man with some jewelry and a flashy scarf and fancy hat...heehee

Today, I gotsta spend some time in the kitchen teachin' a coupla my girls how to cook biscuits, should be fun, cuz I don't let me kids have cell phones, or tic tac tablets, or touch pods or any of that shit, we always have fun the proper way, spendin' time in the woods, although they always like to get me confused and lost, and cookin' and crafts....
...and I know ya'all are gonna ask, but they don't go on camera because they aren't of age yet, and I don't want them to fall into the perils or success of the showbusiness, and then be let down, it's hard on a starlet like me to maintain her popularity and good looks after 25...(winkwink)
So after they turn 18, or get outta the nut house or get outta jail, or turn over their convictions, whatever, then they can make the decision to be on camera, as long as them bastards ain't stealin' it from me again....heehee

So, I hope ya'all are stayin' warm and have a Happy Day! Don't ferget to smile! :)
XX...Jolean

8 comments:

  1. That's right girl show those girls that biscuits are fun to bake and not just twerk with lol!! I have a couple funny stories for you too but it will have to wait till later. right now hubby and i are off to brave the cold and i will be freezing my biscuits off!! and coincidently one of the stories i have involves hubbies biscuits. whoo thats a whole lotta biscuits goin on!!! lmbiscuitsoff!!!! lol

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    1. HOLY BISCUITS!!! Can't wait to hear...heehee stay warm girl...

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  2. it was actuall bright and sunny when we went out and it had warmed up to 30 degrees. funny when 30 starts feeling warm! lol but compared to 18 like it was last night, 30 feels might dang good girl whoo hoo!!

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    1. I hear ya on that one girlfriend....20 sounds warm to me right now...lol

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  3. ok story number one. the scene: me out making breakfast in the kitchen, hubby in bed in his skivies lol. he likes to be naked but i wont let him be totally buck naked cause of the farting thing so he has to wear skivs lol. so i bring him a cup of coffee and he has a big cat ate the canary smile on his face.

    me: What are you smiling about?
    Robert: I had a six pack of blank C.D's stuck to my ass when I woke up this morning!
    me: Thats something to be proud of?

    Robert: hell yeah it means I have good carrying capacity!

    me: Good carrying capacity?

    Robert: yeah it means I have a huge load capacity I can carry a heavy load!!

    Don't ask me what this all means. I'm still confused. but i wrote it down cause i thought it made for a funny story. So yeah I'm a very proud wife cause my hubby can carry heavy things with his ass. whoo freakin hoo! lol

    and btw i told him he needed some baby powder and a diaper but he isnt game cause he wants to keep seeing what else will stick to his ass!

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    1. This is highly disturbin', but strangely understandable girl! LMAO HOLEY DUCK FARTS!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA....
      I'm gonna have to research this....heehee

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  4. and yes,unfortunately this is a true story!! lol

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    1. Wowzers....heehee True stories are the best!!!!! :)

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