Well, Happy Saturday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!
I have been away fer a coupla days cuz I been so damn busy!!!
Anyone who's got kids, especially 8 1/2 of them, knows how blessed, and beautiful this time of the year is, filled with wonder and love and......(SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!
Who the hell am I kiddin'????!!!
My oldest boy Tanner, locks himself up in his room(I've learned not to ask questions or surprise him in there!), the twins Hoho and Lolo are out terrorizing the neighborhood(let's just say The Shining girls ain't got nuthin' on them), my favorite Jolette and Tex jr. act like angels, until I find out they like to pull pranks(let's just say i've developed a taste for salt in my coffee), Rolean(who's half blackish and a fruitcup) and Carlos(half Hispanish), think they deserve more, so they are down at the Casino claiming they are Indians and tryin' to lay claim to the reservations gold, booze, and free cheese. (I guess I should been more honest with them when they was younger...heehee). And then there's Midge, my half girl, who I just dress up like and elf, put a candle in her hand, and leave her out on the lawn for a Christmas decoration...heehee...she loves that shit, scarin' the hell outta passerby's. And my baby TB, lets just say thank goodness he likes to pass out in his crib, kinda like his daddy...LOL
I hope ya'all are enjoyin' the Holidays with yer family and friends.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean
yes it sure is a busy time of the year and filled with dilemnas. what to take to those holiday parties (isnt my presense enough of a present?), what relative to offend first so that you get kicked out of the shindig early before aunt rhonda starts talking about her Christmas hemmorroids. usually if we want to leave early my dear sweet husband usually starts talking about his massive yuletide log that clogged up the toilet. and if that dont work, once the holiday bean dip kicks in and my hubby starts playing the musical butt trumpet, that is usually enough to get sent home.And since my hubby touches all the food they usually end up sending all the leftovers home with us and then mama doesnt have to cook for a week. SCORE!!
ReplyDeleteWowzers girlfriend, that is hilarious!!!!!! heehee....I'm all about re-gifting, and it's usually fruitcakes, and they usually go to the in-laws, and they're usually a year old, I gots a cupboard full of them nasty things!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
DeleteWhat is it people think you got so many kids and no friggin' taste in food???!!! And for some reason, one of the relatives thinks onions are a fruit....ahahahahhahahhahaaaaa.....crazy bastards!!!!