Mornin' Ya'all!
Well, it's Christmas Eve day and I think 'Santa' is ready for some relaxin' and some cocktailin' after all this present wrappin'. Now I just gotta wait till tonight when 'Santa' stuffs the stockin's, and this little lady bettah get some stockin' stuffin' of her own, if tex don't pass out drunk before then...heehee
The kids are all out on the lake today doin' some ice fishin' and skatin' with their Uncle Vinnie. Meanwhile, in the warm house, me, Aunt Lerlean, my girl Lulu, Mama Thorton, and Jannie are gonna be gettin' our drink on....WOOWOO, well, I know they all don't drink a whole lot, but, I'm spikin' the eggnog, cuz them bitches need to have some fun! ahahahahhahahhahhaaaa
I hope ya'all have a safe and Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XX...Jolean
yes indeed it is time to relax! I have had one helluva week! but i do have a funny story for ya! Hubby is always sayin he wants me to look like a whore for him when he comes home from work. So one day he calls me from work and says that he split his pants from his knee all the way to his crotch when he was workin. i started laughing and said "who's comin home from work lookin like a whore now?" lol so once he gets home his pants were ripped from knee to beltloop and he said that on his way home he stopped at 7-11 to buy some cigs and he slipped on the wet floor cause he didnt see the wet floor sign. so here he was in the middle of 7-11, sprawled out on his back, package hangin out (thank goodness he wears underoos!!!) and people staring at him and asking i he needed help up. his face was as red as his christmas underwear! why is it that i wasnt with him when this happened? i woulda been pointin and laughin and drawin more attention to him. damn i always miss the good stuff!!
ReplyDeleteOMGoodness!!!! That is hilarious girl!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
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