HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEENERS JOLEANERS!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my aching tits, I can't believe Halloween is here, today as a matter of fact!!! LOL

There are so many special memories from this wonderful Holiday fer me. And it seems like I'm always bein' chased by a masked maniac, runnin' my ass off, then havin' to deal with my kids and ex Tex!
But this year I am gonna take things easy, and me and my girl Lulu are gonna play Bingo.
Now to make sure we ain't got much competition, we got our stink bombs fer the bathrooms, some oil fer slippin' and a slidin' and a breakin' of the hip, and we's gonna bring our naked man magazines and have them open fer good luck, yeah, good luck alright, it'll send a few of them old biddies into a coronary(that's a heart attack fer you stupid people...heehee),
We got it planned and and we's gonna win BIG tonight kids, WOOWOO!!!!!

Now remember some basic tips fer this scary time of the year, if you got a black cat, keep them inside the house!!!! This Holiday is when them weirdos snatch up black cats fer sacrifice and shit, scary but true.
Next tip, if you see trick r treaters while yer out drivin', remember, they's only worth 10 points each, 25 fer a bunch...AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Okay, I hope ya'all truly have a SAFE and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
********Don't drink and drive fuckers*********************
 XXBOO!!!...Jolean
ps...here's my last good scare of the season....my damn kids Jolette and TJ(Tex jr.) got a hold of my camera...little bastards!!!!

Bloopers....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Okay, another busy day here at Team Jolean, but I will share a special treat with all you Joleaners out there, a blooper video.
I'll be back tomorrow with a wonderful story to share with ya'all!

Have a Spooktacular Day Ya'all!!!!

XX...Jolean

Jokin'...

Mornin' ya'all!

Quick little joke and a new video, mama's gotta be on the road all day.

Joke:
Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?
*******************************
He was lookin' fer Pooh!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!

Video:
Dealin' with those bastards, AGAIN, me ex Tex AND Jason Voorhees!

Have a happy day ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Prison Lovin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

It's a busy week fer me ya'all! So I'm keepin' my posts short and sharin' my new videos.
PLUS, Tex just got outta prison, and mama's gotta try and make her man happy! heehee...and don't worry ya'all, he's gonna be duin' some videos with me, maybe just ones we can't put on here....LOL

So, here's my new video.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget, ONLY 3 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN!!!! WOOWOO!!!

XX...Jolean

Racism and Laughin'...

Happy Sunday Mornin' Ya'all!!!

I gots to keep this short and sweet cuz we gots a long day of filmin' ahead of us.

Someone had asked me on one of my videos if I was a racist...
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA...

I said hell no girl, don't take it personal. I make fun of EVERYONE and EVERYTHING, especially myself!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA....

Needless to say, she's a 'Joleaner' now...heehee...just luvin' my videos...lol

So, with that bein' said, ya'all have a happy day, and don't forget, sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself, especially if no one else is!!! LMBAO!!!!

XX...Jolean

Cornhole on Fire!!!!

Mornin' Ya'all!

Okay, remind me to NEVER eat chili before bed again!!! Uggg!!! My poor belly...lol
But, I did try sumthin' new in the kitchen last night, and it came out amazin'!

Okay, I made my beer bread batter (3 cups self-rising flour, 3 tblsp sugar and 1 can o' beer...yup, makes one delicious loaf of bread!!!! specially with melted (real) butter...hmmmmmmm). Anyhoo, I made the batter, added a half cup of diced jalapenos and put them in them in a muffin tin. It made 6 large muffins and only took bout 40 min to bake, whereas the loaf took an hour! (350 degrees on both). Now, I didn't add any shredded cheese cuz I knew I was makin' chili, which I load with cheese.
I was by myself fer dinner last night, so I took a can of real chili, added sum diced onions, hot sauce, red pepper, 1 link of spicy sausage, and a little leftover salsa.
I then cut my muffin in half, chopped up boiled hot dogs, put them on the muffin, poured that chili over the whole thing, then added my shredded cheddar cheese(extra sharp)! WHOO!!!
I've been on the toilet 3 times already this mornin'....heehee
MY CORNHOLE IS ON FIRE!!!!! But, it was well worth the adventure.....LMAO!!!

So, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day! And now you have 2 recipes you can try out. :)
I gots to go rest my trick knee, and prepare fer filmin' tomorrow....woowoo!!!!!

XX...Jolean

Bingo Bitches and a Fartin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, I decided last night to venture back to Bingo with my girl Lulu, and boy, them old biddies never change. You win, you get run down!!! I was so nervous right before I won, that my hands started sweatin', I started burpin', then I started fartin'....MY NERVES WENT BERZERK!!!! Then I won, and I get those heads whippin' around in my direction, and you can feel the intensity from those dartin' cataract eyes....WHOOOEEEEEE!!!! But then me and Lulu just laugh that shit off!!! ahahahahahaa She's gotta calm me down sumtimes cuz I will bust a cap in their geriatric adult diapered asses!!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!
I can't wait to see how me and Lulu are gonna be when we are that age and some youngsters come in and win my money!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAAAAAA.... bastards!

Then, I fell asleep last night while I was watchin' the documentary 'What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?'. I can't even begin to describe the dreams that tormented my soul last night....
I was tryin' to get ready fer a play, and some bimbo got jealous and wouldn't tell me where me wig was. Then I started blastin' her in front of everyone, then there were wheelchairs and pizza  and Mickey Mouse(the ol' black and white version), I finally just started singin' and a dancin' in the bathroom stall that I was locked in. Then, the toilet started singin' a duet with me....we were actually pretty good... heeeheeeeheeeeheeeeheeee

Anyhoo, Team Jolean is gettin' ready to film it's last leg of videos fer the Halloween season this weekend, so there will be more new videos next week!!! Then starts the plannin' and filmin' fer the Turkey Season!!!

I just want to send a special thank you to all you viewers and supporters of 'Jolean Does it!'. We are hittin' record numbers fer videos on youtube, individually and as a whole...there are over 250 videos from the past 4 years!!! So keep on watchin' and thank ya'all once again. I LOVE YOU!!!!

Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean
ps...and here's another new video (new to the blog and facebook...heehee)

Halloweenin' the Neighbors...

Happy Thursday Mornin' to All You Beautiful 'Joleaners'!!!!!!!!! :)

Okay, so I been real busy with Halloween preparations this year. Of course, with all this damn wind comin' up off the lake, most of my outside decorations have takin' flight around the neighborhood, an unexpected delight to see the neighbors annoyed! LMAO!!!
I said to em', my kids have been crappin' in yer bushes for a week now, BE ANNOYED WITH THAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

I sometimes miss havin' a lot of neighbors, cuz by the time you get down the block with annoyin' them, and start over, the first ones you did it to have either forgiven' you or are too busy laughin' at the shit me or my kids are doin' to the other neighbors!!!! LOL Now I just have a coupla neighbors on this ol' dirt road...but we're stuck together fer a while...heehee...they better lock their doors on Halloween night, cuz, well, I'll tell ya'all bout it after it happens....ahahahahaaa!!!!

I'm just in a laughin' happy mood this mornin'!!!

Well, I hope ya'all have a happy day and check out my new video, a craft segment which I haven't done in years!!! And I still hate the f'ing balloons!!!!! LMAO

XX...Jolean

Pooin' and a Cookin'....

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!

I'm just gonna wish ya a good day and share a new video. I gots a busy day and plus I really gotta poo right now....EEEK!!!
Oh, and I wanted to share a little sayin' my Great Aunt Viola always used to say to us before we used her toilet... "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie...'' LOL!!!
 XX...Jolean

New Video and Runnin'....

Happy Tuesday Afternoon Ya'all!

I just wanted to share my new video with ya'all. We spent aAAAAAAALLLLLL day filmin' yesterday, and the editing is nearing completion with them. Got a bit more to film tonight...Uggg!!!!
I can't keep runnin' all around with my cameraman Lou or Chad, filmin' me everywhere I go! I'm surprised they haven't filmed me shittin' yet! AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
Actually, it's all a part of becomin' an internet Starlet! ;)

So the video is a spoof on that movie 'The Blair Witch Project'. It's a special request from my friend Sue's hubby...heehee....Hope he enjoys it girl! :)

So I'll keep this short and sweet, just to say 'heeeeyyyyy'!!!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Up Early at Camp Jolean...

Mornin' Ya'all!

I KNOW IT'S EARLY!!!! That's what the hell happens when you go to bed early, then wake up at 5am, feelin' a cold comin' on, take Dayquill cuz yer outta Nightquill(yes that's how i spell it!!!), and then can't go back to sleep!  AHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Now I'm up and full of f'ing energy!!!!
OMG, ya'all remember that show 'Up All Night' with Rhonda Shearer on the USA network???!!! She used to host shows and be 'UP, all night!' And yes, I'm talkin' bout her titties too!!!! LMAO!

So anyhoo ya'all, we have a most magical day happenin' here at Camp Jolean, where Team Jolean is gonna be filmin' some new segments fer the Halloween season!  WOOWOO!
We're doin' a coupla more horror movie spoofs, as per requested by some of my loyal 'Joleaners', AND, I think I'm doin' a cookin' segment, AND, craft segment....OOOOOHHHH!!! I'm so excited ya'all!!!!

So, have a Happy Day Ya'all, AND, I'm gonna be postin' my brother Chad's first segment fer his new cookin' show, 'EAT ME IN THE KITCHEN!'   AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA....Love the title bro, AND, he's a freakin' slob when he eats!!!! LMAO

XX...Jolean

Well, the f'ing thing isn't lettin' me post his video right now, so I'll share it later....promise...OR, you can look it up on youtube under 'Eat Me In The Kitchen Tacos'

Midnight Dreamin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Boy, I must be havin' after affects of bein' possessed! I have been havin' dreams like a son of a bitch!
Dreams about orange blowfish spiders, cats drivin' cars, giant eels who wanna kiss me, givin' balloons rides from tree tops, and funky smellin' fields of cotton candy!!!
Theys been wakin' me up in the middle of nights, makin' me feel like I been smokin' crack down on the Guatamalan coast line with my ol' girl Marina!

Well, now that I am fully up and gots the kids off to Sunday School(yes, some of us still have old fashioned positive religious values for our children in this age of ObamaHell), maybe I can meditate out in the forest. I just gotta remember to watch out fer bear shit, skunks, and sasquabotches!!! heehee

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Bear Poop and Exercisin'....

HAPPY HAPPY SATURDAY MORNIN' TO YA'ALL!!!!

I just got back from a walk on a dirt road, tryin' to get some exercise, and damn do I feel good. Also we was scoutin' fer some filmin' locations fer some horror scenes we wanna film, and livin' out in the woods, there are a plenty!
Along with that, there is also a lot of wildlife. Does a bear shit in the woods? F'ing right he does, and I stepped in that big pile o' poo!!! What a mess, what a stink! Then I noticed sumthin' glimmerin' in the crap, looked down and there was a gold ring in there with a diamond!!! My lucky day! WOOWOO!!! I just took it off the severed finger it was attached to, spit on it, then wiped it on my pant leg. Just like new...heehee.

So, workin' out, it's tuff, but walkin' is easier, but you still burn calories, and there's no threat of poppin' an ovary! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!

And the moral of the story today, if you step in shit, whether it's yers or not, don't forget to look in mess and find the diamond in the rough. Turn the negative into a positive! :)

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and great weekend!
XX...Jolean

Canadian Healthcare and Dolly Partin'.....

Happy Friday Mornin' to Ya'all!!! :)

Halloween is gettin' ever so closer, 13 more days!!! And as all you 'Joleaners' out there know, I usually get the Trick-or-Treatin' done early. People look at me weird, but hell, everyone gets there christmas shoppin' done early, DON'T THEY/YOU????!!!! So why not the other? hm???!!!

Anyhoo, I think I have been trainin' my kids in this tradition, properly. So I decided this year to send all 8 and 1/2 of them out on their own, so they can get their own trick-r-treatin' done early. AND, I made it into a fun scavenger hunt for them all. heehee

On part of the hunt, the kids have to get on a bus into the city, and they don't even realize it's a one-way ticket to Canada!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
After all them times those little bastards have scared me, got me lost in the woods, locked me in the basement, substituted my shampoos with Ajax, now I get my revenge....AHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

I was gonna have my old pimp Luther help out, but he's still servin' time. :(

Wait, doesn't Canada have that free health care or whatever, SHIT!!! I shoulda gone up to Canada! Now I'm stuck down here with this shit-on-a-stick Obamacare....F@#$ THAT!!!

Well, at least I still gotta half box o' wine and my Dolly Parton 8-tracks to listen to, but I can't figure out how they fit in this freakin' dvd player...

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Under the Bed Lovin' and Halloweenin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!

Is it Thursday already?! Damn!!! I haven't woke up underneath my bed in a long time, but this mornin', well, lets just say I had to hunt fer my clothes and send that trucker on his way...heehee!

The brats are in school, or lost in the woods, who the hell knows! I just know I got my coffee and some alone time!

And oh my achin' tits, what a day of filmin' yesterday!!! I had to be possessed!!! POSSESSED!!! Like I need to deal with any other freakin' voices inside my head!!! LMAO

So 'Team Jolean' (I love the sound of that...heehee) has been busy at work filmin' and stuff, we got lots to do over the next few days, so stay tuned for more excitin' Halloween episodes, and I'm thinkin' a blooper reel might come outta all this filmin'...heehee.

October is my favorite time of the year!

Anyhoo, I'm gonna keep it short this mornin', and share my new video.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Gettin' old, cold, and horny...

Hey ya'all! Good Happy Hump-me Day to ya'all!!! LOL

So, as I'm gettin' rid of the last of that damn skunk smell from my attack, and sewing the pelt for a handy little clutch to match my Halloween Costume(not gonna tell ya'all yet....heehee), I ponder more and more the approachin' winter and wonder, where the hell did I put all my damn winter clothes???!!! With all this movin' I tended to misplace things, i guess. Does that mean I'm gettin' old? I mean, I still haven't come to terms with my real age, and I'm still a fertile field of dreams fer the proper man on a Harley who would like to make me his back seat bitch. Great, now I'm horny and can't think!!!! LMAO!!!

Well, we are gonna be filmin' some new segments over the next few days, guess Chad is still tryin' to pound out the scripts(and it ain't the only thing he's poundin' out...heeeheeeheee). And until then, I wanna be a team player and share his little dumb-ass scary movie that he's tryin' to make, MaineScare. I guess he's got this, what we all in the industry call a 'teaser trailer', AND, he's offered me a bit part in it!!! WOOWOO!!!

So, I hope ya'all have a happy day, and enjoy this trailer, and look forward to MY videos in the next few days.
XX...Jolean
ps...and if a biker is readin' this, I'm off for the weekend!!!! LMAO!!!! Momma needs sum lovin'!

Skunk Sprayin'...

Well Happy Tuesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

So, as I was closin' up the house fer the night last night, I saw a shadow and heard a thump outside. Me in my curlers, house coat, and mud mask, grabbed a wooden rollin' pin(in case it was one of my damn kids lol) and made my way outside to see what the hell was up, figurin' I was gonna scare anyone.

I called out, 'hello, is anyone there?' I know, I know, settin' myself up for a good ol' horror movie masked murderer chase scene. I like to keep it real durin' the Halloween season...heehee.

So, as I get closer to this bush where the noise came from, my black cat jumped out of a nearby tree, landed on my back, holdin' on fer dear freakin' life as I start whirlin' about screamin' my curlers off, tripped over my own feet, landed breast down on the wet ground, the friggin' cat can't get his f'ing claws unstuck from my house coat, as I'm still screamin' cuz I'm feelin' them bite into my snowy white supple back skin. Then a little skunk meanders out from the bushes, turns as he sees me, and sprays me in the face!!!

Then a half hour later, as I'm soakin' in a tomato soup bath and checkin' out my new skunk pelt(little bastard...heehee), I thought of one of my most famous lines...
Sometimes you just gotta say 'SON OF A BITCH!!!'
I had a few other colorful words make their way out when the event happened, but this will suffice fer now.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Shotgun Weddin'...

Good Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Wow, what a busy weekend I've had! I have been away from my computer for two days, and that's why I ain't put up blogs fer the weekend!

My cousin' Florean got hitched this weekend up in the back woods, yes even further than I already am! I went there thinkin' they wanted me to be in the weddin' party, well if I wasn't shocked as shit on a log, they wanted me to serve the food! Thank the Good Lord I always pack an extra hair net in my handbag! LOL!

And let me tell ya'all, it was a shotgun weddin'! I mean literally, the bride's daddy and brothers had their shotguns in hand, and there was a very nervous groom waitin' fer his bride on the alter! heehee...
I was laughin' my ass off when they started firin' off them rifles at the end....AHAHAHHAAAA!!!
No good bastards that wanna knock up a girl, then leave her all alone for that damn toothless stripper....sorry, regressin'....heehee

I'll have more stories to share.
Have a happy day ya'all!
XX...Jolean

A Halloween Story

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Let me tell you, I gots a busy day ahead, so I'm gonna share a new video segment with ya'all!
Hope you enjoy it and have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Movie Suggestions for filmin'...

Happy Thursday Mornin' to YA'ALL!!!!

I am back and feelin' great!!! I think between the pukin' and diarrhea, I've cleared out anything that was in me, and I prolly lost 10 pounds...heeeheeee!!!!

I wanna give a shout out to my girl Sue for the great story and well-wishin' yesterday! If you wanna hear a funny story ya'all, then check out my blog from yesterday, under Sue's comment! LMAO!!!

The kids are still at Halloween Camp this week, and I've cleanin' up my own messes...you know, after yer so used to cleanin' up after other people for so long, it's almost like a friggin' treat to clean up after yerself...HA!

I have a request for ya'all...tell me what yer favorite 'scary' movie is, and I'll do a spoof on it. Any horror movie, just give me some suggestions, and that will be a good challenge fer me!~ WOOWOO!!!  It's gonna be fun ya'all!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Pukin' on the Walls...

Hey ya'all, and Happy Hump Day!!!

Wow, I guess this chilly weather settlin' in and all the racin' around to prepare for winter has taken it's toll. Miss Jolean is feeling icky(cold/flu) today. SON OF A BITCH!!!

I got snot in my home perm, tissues stuck to my socks, soup stains on my house coat, and ya'all are prolly gonna see my damn hair in the sky, cuz my head feels like a friggin' rocket bout to take off. Plus, I can't keep a damn thing down in my belly, I'm power-pukin' on the damn bathroom walls!
Thank goodness the kids are off at Halloween Camp fer the week, besides, I think they been tryin' to poison me!!! LOL Little bastards, they pay to close attention to their Momma!!! AHAHHAHAAAA!!!! Boy, have they got a mess to clean when they get home on Saturday! heeheee

Oh, and I wanna thank ya'all for the kind comments and views for my first News Program, it's gonna be a lot of fun this November...Woowoo!!!!

So, that's it fer today.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all.
xx...jolean

Truckers, Sex, and Sugar News Program

Mornin' Ya'all!!!
We had a great day filmin' yesterday, and the followin' video is our pilot episode fer my very own News Program that we will be doin' on a regular basis in November.
So, lemme know if there are any topics you want me to discuss, or recipes you wanna know, for future episodes.
In this episode I talk about the Truckers goin' to DC to fight fer our freedoms, over-sexed teenagers, and Fructose allergies (for Loudy Whitetrash)
Enjoy it!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Party Pooper!!!

Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!

It's rainy and wet here today, and kinda made me laugh cuz I was thinkin' of a situation that happened to one of my girlfriends years ago at a party.

So, we had been out performing at a nightclub. Me, my friend (we'll call her)D, and a couple others had a great time and got invited to our friends little house party in Santa Barbara.
Sidenote: D is a very kinda, um, pristine, or proper gal. She dresses to the nines, and is an amazing performer/dancer. Her clothes and shoes are designer labels to boot.

Anyhoo, we get to the house, and lemme tell ya, any cab driver in that city prolly has some pretty interstin' stories about us gals all pilin' into their cars...LOL!
The party is fun, lots of people, food, cocktails(always a reason to show up...lol), it was inside and outside on the back lawn, there were a coupla of lovin' dogs, the literal animal, but also horny pervs...heehee.

So, we were standin' in the kitchen, and an odor of nasty floats into my sinuses. Well, I'm thinkin' I just need a bottle of tic tacs, or some stronger alcohol for my bad breath.
D. is standin' next to me and she's like, What is that smell Jolean?
And I'm like I dunno, tryin' to act all innocent.
Well, a few minutes later, she's like, come into the bathroom with me.
And I'm tryin' to flirt with this dude, and I'm like 'no'.
She says please, and girls gotta support eachother.
So, we go into the bathroom, me, her and another friend, and the stench was aweful.
I was about to apologize when she has me look down at her gorgeous designer shoes/high heels, COVERED IN DOG SHIT!!!!!
Me and my friend started laughing our asses off!!!!
Then I turned into 'super friend', threw her ass down on the edge of the tub, grabbed toilet paper from the other side of the room, while we were tryin' to clean off her shoe.
Someone opens the door, D on the tub, leg up in the air, me and my other friend down on our knees tryin' to clean out all the crevices of her shoe, and toilet paper streamed across the bathroom and all over the floor, the smell of dogshit floating int the air, and we all looked up to this dude(the one I was hittin' on) and we like, 'we're fine, shut the fucking door!!!'
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Why we never just took the shoe off, and poor miss priss D holdin' on for dear life to the edges of the tub!
Usually I'm the one in them sticky situations....LMAO!!!
It was a good laugh, a hilarious memory.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!(now to get ready fer a day of filmin')
XX...Jolean

Ball Buckles and Filmin'...

Hey ya'all!
This post is a little late today, but get the frig over it! LOL!!!
It always seems like Sundays are busy as hell for me, when ain't it supposed to be the day of rest???!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!
Anyhoo, I'm gonna share a new video with ya'all, I lost my head over it, well, actually my body...heehee.
And scheduled for this weeks filmin', startin' tomorrow, more and more new segments....WOOWOO!!!
We are gonna be tryin' out some new things, such as a news broadcast which I will be doing on a daily basis in November if this one turns out good, so ya'all better be watchin' bitches!!!!
Plus we got some more Halloween episodes, so stay tuned cuz this excitin' month is just startin' ya'all!!!!
Fasten yer seat belts, and BUCKLE DOWN YER BALLS BOYS, cuz yer in for lots of treats this month!!!! WOOWOO!!!
What are ball buckles anyhoo? Strange...time for some research...heehee
XX...Jolean

Treat of the Season

Mornin' ya'all! I'm busy as a bee caught in a spider web! Soooo, I'm just gonna post a new video that ya'all can watch.
I got my first TREAT of the season from my girl Sue of Suesquickandeasy on YouTube.
WOOWOO!!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Prom Date and Filmin'...

HAPPY FRIDAY YA'ALL!!!

I just wanted to say a quick hello to ya'all!
Here at Team Jolean we are gettin' things rollin' for a big day of filming, so hold on to yer hats, don't get yer panties in a braid knot and stuck to yer poop shooter.
I will be postin' some fun new videos for the weekend, in the spirit of Halloween, of course. And, we are goin' to be gettin' ready to do a daily mornin' news video broadcast, Holy Moly, I gotta do filmin' on a daily basis, wait, I didn't sign up fer this shit!!!!
It reminds me of that time I went to prom with my cousin, okay fine, it was my brother Jarrod!!!!
And by the way, he ain't a good date or kisser.
Anyhoo, we was, awwww hell! I forgot where the story was goin'!!!
LMBAO!!!!!!

Anyhoo, Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't forget to stop and laugh at someone! heehee

XX...Jolean

Stupid Government and Bigfoot

Good Thursday Mornin' to Ya'all!

Okay, so the government shut down. What does that mean? I dunno. Why? Cuz I don't care. I live out in the middle of nowhere, and have too many kids and cats that keep me busy enough! I didn't even find out till today cuz I don't read, and I ain't got cable.
I looked on the news online today and you wanna know what the most interestin' thing was????!!!!!
New found footage of BIGFOOT!!!! I'm more scared of gettin' kidnapped and taken advantage of in the deep woods by a saskabotch than I am of that damn government!
And I don't go into the city or into them tall buildings, so the next time the government decides to crash some planes into them, I don't have to friggin' worry. And come on, they did that to take our attention away from the real shit we need to worry about, like these needless wars!!!
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
There, I said it, they can kiss my ass ya'all!

Now, on to this Bigfoot sightin', I am actually quite thrilled about it. That means there are big hairy men right out in my own backyard!!!! WOOWOO!!!
Things are lookin' up ya'all...
Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Hot Dog Casserole Recipe - Jolean Does It!

Stuffed Hot Dog

Here's the Stuffed Hot Dog Recipe Sue!

Halloween Pussy

Happy Wednesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Still enjoyin' our indian summer back here in New England, although I ain't seen an Indian in months!!! Then again, I ain't been to the casino in a while either....heehee.

Well, I've got the perfect gift for Halloween for all the neighbors this year!
As ya'all know, I've got so many damn cats, and a few of the females just had kittens!!! I lost count, them horny pussy's!
So, on Halloween, I'm gonna load up all them kittens in a box, hop on my moped, and hand-deliver the kittens to each doorstep, in the middle of the night, when everyone is asleep and won't know what's happening, and after I've had a few Dayquill and Scotch cocktails.
They are gonna get a damn TREAT whether they want one or not.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!
sidenote: I was gonna put them in paper bags, ring the doorbell, and light them on fire, but then I remember that you do that trick with dog shit...heehee....

That'll teach them damn neighbors, especially after they called the cops on me last summer for tryin' to start my own massage parlor on my front lawn. Hey, I bet Old Man Tillman got an eyefull, and that's prolly why he had a heart attack...lol!!!

At least I'm tryin' to give these kittens a home, right?!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!!
XX...Jolean

TUNA STUFFED TOMATOES

HAPPY OCTOBER 1ST!!! WOOWOO!!!
Halloween is my favorite Holiday of the year, besides every happy hour!!!

Anyhoo, I was talkin' shit over with Chad, and decided I should share a recipe on here, cuz I haven't yet. And well, I'm gettin' sick of rantin' on bout my ex's and family.
So he told me about a lot of people askin' about his Tuna Stuffed Tomatoes he made the other day. Guess what? That pansy-ass bitch got the recipe from ME!!! AHAHAHAAA...so here it goes...

TUNA STUFFED TOMATOES

4 Med to Lg Tomatoes of your choice - I prefer large Roma (cut in halves and hollowed out. diced up the insides and put in your tuna mixture. don't throw food away!!!!)
1/4 cup diced white onion
1/4 cup diced green pepper
1 can of Tuna, drained(make sure to give the tuna water to your pussies...heehee)
1 tblsp sweet relish
3 tblsp mayo(the real shit, not that miracle whip crap!)
Seasonings to flavor (I use S&P, Paprika, Parsley, Ginger, and a little Garlic Powder)
Grated Cheese to sprinkle on top

Preheat your damn over to 350 degrees.
Put tomato halves on a cookie sheet.
Mix all of your ingredients, cept fer cheese, in a bowl.
Stuff your tomatoes with the mixture.  Sprinkle with Cheese. Put in oven for like 10 to 15 minutes...till the cheese melts.

There, simple and easy, and fairly inexpensive (so I know my girl Sue will appreciate this! LOL), especially if you have some overripe tomatoes...ewwww, I just had a flash of overripe hemorrhoids for some reason...I think it's that word 'OVERRIPE'....EEEKK!!!  LMFAO!!!!
***WARNING*** these may get juicey...great, now I'm horny!!!!
Anyhoo, this recipe goes good paired with pasta, or rice, or whatever. I ain't your damn cook, so I ain't gonna tell you how to eat!!! ahahahhahahaaaaa

So there you go! Recipe! Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and thanks for readin' my blog!!! :)
XX...Jolean