Pissed Off, a Diet, and Depressed

Happy Monday Mornin' Ya'all!

It looks like another beautiful day in the land of 'who gives a f@#*'!!!
Yeah, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, and in a shitty mood....OH WELL!!! :)
I'm bein' forced into a damn diet cuz I 'fill up the camera too much!!' You know what? I like bein' a lady of curves. I haven't had any complaints yet!!! Of course, I haven't had a lot of offers in a while either...rmph!!!
ahahahhahahhaaaaaa!!!!!

But ya know, I don't wanna end up like my folks, gettin' too old before their time, dyin' before their time, sufferin' from ailments before their time, and what the hell is up with the term 'before their time'....you hear that so often at funerals and shit.
I believe the good Lord knows what he's doin' up there once in a while...people just need to wake the f@#* up and try to make a positive difference each day, whether it be fer themselves', or others, but I ain't talkin' bout putin' out for the hobo down the street either (that was a rough weekend....LOL)!!!
Guess I'm tryin' to rile myself up some positive energy for myself to get me through this day!

Well, I gotsta get goin', got some filmin' to do, some workin' out to do and some oatmeal to eat (if only my trainer knew I keep a candy bar in my camel toe.... AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA.....bastard!)

Have a Happy Day ya'all, and don't for get to talk with someone if yer feelin' down, I feel better already...thank you ya'all!

XX...Jolean

Skinny Dippin' and Drownin'....

Happy Sunday Ya'all!!!
Wow, it sure the heck does feel like summer out there! It's time to put my Daisy Dukes back on and go for a swim, if I knew how to swim. Well, I guess I'll just go jump in the water and bob around for a bit! LOL!

I remember this one time when I took my twins Hoho and Lolo(short for Holean and Lolean) for swimmin' lessons when we was back out west. Well I got them there and they promised to do the swim lessons if I did it with them. Lemme tell you sumthin', them little bitches already knew how to swim and left me out there all alone, chokin' down water!!! Well, after ten minutes of strugglin' to stay alive, and yellin' fer my life, I realized the people around the pool were laughin' at me cuz I was only in three feet of water...
Those girls thought it was funny till I decided to walk out of the pool, with my swimsuit still in the water, and I was buck-naked!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Anyhoo, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and play safe out there...
XX...Jolean

Drinkin' and a Drivin' and a Filmin'....

HAPPY SATURDAY YA'ALL!!!

Well, I am pleased to announce that I am in a good mood....heehee. I don't know if I have much to rant on about today.
So, what I'm gonna do is share a video we filmed this week. It's a 30 Question Tag video that's like 20 minutes long. It's a big thing on the YouTube right now. And my friend Sue shared it with me.(ps... don't forget to check out Sue's Quick and Easy cookin' show on there as well....she does meals on a budget, and delicious, except when that crazy gal is burnin' herself...heehee)
Anyhoo, me and my cameraman Lou filmed it while drivin' around the back roads here in Maine. Lordy Lordy, that bastard does not know how to drive!!! I almost got killed like 12 times! 12 TIMES!!!!
I need to make sure he puts away them damn Natural Light Beers before he starts drivin! LOL

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Jews, Strippers, and a Harley

Happy Friday to ya'all out there!

Woo, did we have a long day of filmin' yesterday, in the cemetery, in the truck, in the woods, kinda sounds like all the places I usually get picked up at and/or have sex at....LMAO!!!

Chad will be doin' his editing today and then we have to do MORE FILMING tonight!!!! WTF!!! That pansy-ass perfectionist!!! He is gonna run me into to damn ground, and not in a good way!!!

Okay, so yesterday when we's was in the cemetery, it got me thinkin' about those that have passed on, and, oh shit, I thought there was a joke in there....never mind, movin' on! heeheeheeheee.....

It was good to finally see my old cameraman Lou yesterday, it's been so long, hmmmm.....long, great now I'm horny!

Anyhoo, he's got 6 more tattoos, a new battered up Harley, another new hooker who I'm sure has a slew of unkown STD's. She looks worse than that damn toothless stripper who my ex Tex is known to have a fling with now and then. And that ain't no compliment...hrmph!

PLUS, he said he's a born-again Jew! What does that mean? I don't know, and I didn't ask cuz I don't like to watch sports.

I hope you all have a Happy Day!

XX...Jolean

Thursday Filming

Hey Ya'all!!! And a Happy Thursday to all of you Joleaners out there.

Just wanted to let ya'all know I ain't doin' a blog today, as we are gonna be filmin' all day long.
So hold on to you panties and don't get them in a bunch cuz we are gonna be comin at you(heehee) with some new video segments, spoofs, and Halloween shit.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

ObamaCare Sucks Balls!

HAPPY HUMP-ME DAY!!!!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!

I was talkin' to my girl Lulu earlier, and is she pissed off!!! LOL!
She has been tryin' to educate me on this ObamaCare shit, and it is a doozy!!!! Well, my mind is spinning worse than that time I took those pink pills in that ziplock baggie that I found in a back alley dumpster and then washed it down with some Wild Turkey! WOOWOO!!!!
Anyhoo, from what I have learned, this Obamacare SUCKS BALLS!!! It appears the government, once again, wants to control us, and kill off the elderly, and make us parents responsible for our damn kids until they are 26???!!! F*#@ THAT!!!!
If anyone wants to talk more about it, then let's do it!!! Bitches!!! LOL!!!

Well, Team Jolean has got things ready to film, finally! So I ain't gonna rant too much more today cuz I'm gettin' all my clothes ready for all the shit we gotta do tomorrow.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Energy Drinks and Cocaine

Good Tuesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Well, let me tell you, this cold weather is startin' make me cranky! And there ain't nuthin' scarier than a cranky Jolean! HA!
Well, yesterday I wuz out with my girl Lulu, doin' a little shoppin' and guess what I freakin' found?!
Well, let me begin by sayin' how much I despise energy drinks. They make bitches bitchier, kids crazy, and assholes assholier...And as my brother Chad would have ya'all believe, it's just another way the government is tryin' to control our society by inducing us with these chemicals so we turn a cheek to what they are really doin'.....What a crazy ass cornhole, maybe he should lay off the 'energy' drinks! AHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

So anyhoo, me and Lulu was in the store and saw a new energy drink called.....wait fer it.... Tweekerz!!!
I freakin' luv it! And that sums it up, all them damn tweekers!
Of course, back in the day, we used to call gettin' half-cocked on 'coke' tweeking......LMAO! GOOD TIMES! And let's just say, snortin' that shit up out of a shag rug carpet at 4 in the mronin', ain't as glamorous as it sounds...heehee

So, have a happy day ya'all! Stay warm, stay away from energy drinks, and don't play with matches!
XX...Jolean

WalMart's Sunday Blue Light Whore Special

Well ya'all, it's Sunday... and what does that mean? I don't know...
Is it supposed to be a day of rest? A day to go for a drive, go to church, not work? Is it still considered a religious day?
I don't know, and I particularly don't give a shit!!! I just wish that the damn stores weren't all closed. WalMart ain't the wonderland it used to be, especially when there's a bunch of people(if you can call them that) there, people that aren't, well, of a desirable nature lets say...LOL! I mean come on, I learned to stop taking my kids shopping with me years ago, AND, I learned how to dress in public when I was just a little girl (stilettos, fishnets, and a tank top outdo stained sweatpants and unkempt hair any damn day in my book, bitches!!!)
And when there are people I want to avoid, and I'm not talkin' bout that cute deli counter guy that 'meats' me in the second men's bathroom stall every Wednesday and Thursday afternoon...heehee, I'm talkin' bout them poisonous and vicious back-stabbing drama whores who have nuthin' better to do than talk about you and make up lies, you know the drill, and if you feel guilty reading this, then you's prolly one of them, and shit!

Anyhoo, it's Sunday, and I've decided to relax, watch TV, and work on the middle-age spread that's been on my ass for a while now, although I'm only a young vixen of 27, okay 28!!!, that wide-hip woman syndrome is attacking me early.... SON OF A BITCH!!!!! Thank the Lord(oh, there's my Sunday religious thingy....LMAO) my knockers haven't started to sag, cuz that is just gonna throw me off balance, literally....AHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!

So, enjoy your Sunday, and have a happy day ya'all!
XX...Jolean

A Lesbian, A Hobo, True Love, and some Wild Turkey...

Happy Saturday Ya'all!!!
Wow, what a great day it is indeed! The sun is out, the wind is breezy, the leaves are a changin' color...fall is indeed here!
I spent the day with my best gal Lulu, and no we ain't lezbo's!!! Just good ol' girlfriends, well, there was that one time back in school when we stayed after with our female gym teacher for a 'special' workout, but we were only 11 and there was a lot of Wild Turkey and funky positions involved....I felt a little uncomfortable until I blacked out, thank the mulberry bushes, bush, yeah, that's what got us into that muff-up!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Anyhoo, we drove by this guy holdin' a sign sayin' 'out of work. please help'
Well, I yelled out the car window that I was outta work too!!! He should have a coupla kids and get some money from the state. Well, we ended up givin' him an Italian sandwich, and then exchanged phone numbers, since we had so much in common. Then he said his phone should be on in the next week or two... could this be love???? WOOWOO!!!! I love me a couch surfer!!!! LMAO!!!

So, I hope ya'all are enjoyin' yer weekend and get some ass!
XX...Jolean

LUCKY BEAVER!!!

Well, good Friday mornin' to ya'all!!!
It's been a few days, but I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!! heehee...

So, I've been a busy little beaver(my favorite word...lol), unfortunately my beaver hasn's been busy!
My exes are all still in jail, which I consider a Godsend because of the fact that I don't have to deal with their bullshit no more, freakin' pansy-ass momma's boys....AHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
I got my own kids, I don't need no freakin' more!

As I sit here, slightly uncomfortable cuz of that queen size boil on my left butt cheek, I ponder life and what lies on the road ahead....the fall, which will bring Halloween; Thanksgiving, which means I get to ship the kids off to the grandparents for a week, suckers!!!; then the winter, which brings Christmas (and if one of my brats gets me another bottle of that cheap-ass nasty JLO perfume, I'm gonna cut a bitch, and it'll prolly be JLO! HA!), and of course New Years, one of the only nights of the year where I get lucky, and lemme tell you, the guy (or woman if i'm drunk enough) that gets me this year better bring a helmet and seatbelt, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WALKING SEXUAL TIMEBOMB HERE!!!!!!!! It won't be pretty, but it sure as hell is gonna be FUN!!!!

We'll talk more tomorrow....

Anyhoo, I hope ya'all have a happy day out there!
XX...Jolean

A little Hope and Prayer...

Hey ya'all!
Just wanted to share some pictures of a family member we lost this week, Hope, or as we all called her, Hopey. She has been a part of our family for almost 14 years, and passed away of sweet old age.
I will be back in a few days with new blogs.
God Bless ya'all and have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

This is Hopey one Halloween tryin' to be like her Mama! LOL

This is Hope and my little girl Jolette when she was a baby... Luvs!

A Burned Monkey and Big 'Assets'

Sunday, Bloody Sunday...

I woke up with a damn headache, until I realized there were no kids in the house!!! WOOWOO!!!
After I bandaged up my knee from dancing on the coffee table with excitement, it was glass and I kinda fell through(SON OF A BITCH, scared the hell outta me....lmao), I got my coffee on!!! hmmmm.....

I sat in my wicker chair by the water, bundled up in my electric blanket, which started to smoke and spark cuz I had to use two different extension cords, and the grass was kinda damp....WELL, after I got a shock perm, zapped my left tit, and my pet monkey ran up the friggin' tree (have you ever smelled burned monkey hair???!!! It's freakin' nasty!!!! But funny as shit to watch him scamper up that tree, although he did pee in my lap before he jumped and after the shock...poor Bones-that's his name, gettit??? HA!), I realized it's already mid-September!!!!

Where the hell is the time going? The leaves are already startin' to turn color, it's chilly/windy, kids are back in school, and I've already started gettin' calls from my local SBCATVNTLY News Station AND my local newspaper to start doin' my investigative reports on all the weird and spooky shit that goes on in these damn small Maine towns.
Great, here I go spendin' most of my time in haunted houses and cemeteries....and don't worry, we are filmin' it all so ya'all can keep video tabs on all the crazy shit I get into. So, that will be startin' this week, great, I'm gonna be on TV and I haven't even lost those last 10 pounds I put on...SHIT! It was stress, well that, and all that scotch, maybe...heehee... ;)
And all you ladies know how it is when you wanna lose that weight to fit into those jeans, or bikini, or so you don't crush you man's pelvis while ridin' on the meat train...heehee, or what the hell ever!!! I am blessed though, cuz I got big jugs and a cushy can....no matter how much I weigh, those suckers are always there!!! HA!
Anyhoo, I hope ya'all have a happy day and we'll talk soon.

XX...Jolean

Saturday Detention ... Sex, Drugs, and a Potty Mouth

Happy Saturday to ya'all!!!
Thank goodness it's the weekend, minus the fact that the kids aren't in school, although 3 of them have Saturday detention. I told that damn principal that I don't know where they get their bad language and sexual overdrives from.
My girl Rolean was found with a boy in the janitor's closet, and let's just say she should have been the one instructing a sex ed class....heehee.
Tex jr. told his English teacher to go suck a dirty donkey dink and blow it out her hairy conrhole! Ahahahhahahhahahahaaaa!!!!! That little bastard!
And finally, my oldest boy Tanner was caught smokin' a toke in the boys bathroom, with the special ed kids!!!!

I told them all that their punishment, besides the detention, is that they have to walk home (it's 13 miles lol), and that they would have to go help out at the local food pantry for a coupla days.
Now with this, I get some free food, and more time away from my kids! It's a win win situation! I don't believe in grounding my kids, they need to be outta the house and away from me, learning some kind of damn lesson in life!

I'm proud of those kids of mine, but I swear I don't know where all this comes from, these bad decisions and situations they get themselves into. I'M BLAMING THE GOVERNMENT DAMMIT!!!! And maybe too much Jerry Springer, and maybe my ex-Tex, perhaps that time they got lost in the woods on that camping trip....
All I know is that it ain't my fault! ;)
Have a happy weekend ya'all!

XX...Jolean

Lesbian Wilderness Retreat - Friday the 13th

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH YA'ALL!!! WOOWOO!!!

Okay, I've been on a little vacation the past coupla' days, until I got rained out....SON OF A BITCH!!!
I was on a wilderness retreat for trouble women, in the woods to do some meditation, gettin' away from all my damn kids, the troubles of the world, maybe gettin' a little action with one of the more timid women(a battered woman is a feisty lover! heehee) just gettin' back to nature is what I'm talkin' bout.

Well, last night I was in my sleepin' bag, tryin' to stay warm by doin' a Dutch Oven on myself...ahahahhahaaaa, it got gamey down there reeeeaaaallll quick! Anyhoo, I dozed off after I took that pill one of them other ladies gave me, why, I woke up in a foot of water slidin' down a freakin' hill in the middle of the forest! I was ridin' that water slide harder than the cotton pony! I thought I was trippin' real hard and was laughing my ass off until I start tastin' that moose poop that found it's way into my mouth! DON'T ASK!!!

Well, there ain't nuthin' funnier than a bunch of mental case women, stuck out in a thunder/lightening/rain storm, in the middle of the Maine woods, in the dark, and all on the same menstruation cycle...LMAO!!!!
Well, after all that dope we smoked, and all that female lovin', I gotta tell you, I high-tailed it outta that forest quicker than you can say Lickalottapuss!!!! HAHAHAHHAAAA.....I was afraid one of them was gonna ask for my number....eek! (sorry, having flashbacks of my female gym teacher...)
The only thing that would have made the trip any more fun, woulda been tonight at the campfire cuz I brought my hockey mask and a machete, thinkin' a little scare woulda been hilarious!!!! I play a great Jason! ;)

Now I get back to civilization, find out about this Million Muslim March where only 20 people showed up????!!!! WTF???!!! LMAO!!!I don't get much into politics, but I gotta say it was a bad decision from the get-go, and then all them hot-ass bikers goin' down to DC to protest against them????!!!! That's what America is all about people! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!! And that's what I'm gonna do, go get me a stout, hairy, hard-lovin' biker dude....rmph!!!! Now I'm horny....

Oh, and then I found I may need to start workin', they raised minimum wage up to $10!!! TEN DOLLARS!!! Who am I kiddin', with all them damn kids I got, I get so much money from the State!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Well, Happy Friday the 13th ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Gay Couple Banned from Adopting Russian Boy who needs Surgery...

Happy Monday ya'all!
Okay, so I was goin' through the news for some unknown reason, when I came upon a story about a gay couple who was going to adopt a little Russian boy.
Well, the adoption got cancelled cuz Russia has a ban on gays adopting kids. WTF???!!!
I love my gays, and I don't like kids in general, so I don't know what my damn opinion has to do with any of this! HA!
Anyhoo, the kicker is, the boy has some skull disease that will eventually crush his brain if he doesn't have the surgery before he turns 5. Okay? And the couple was all prepared to have the surgery done and take care of all his medical bills, yadda yadda yadda....you get the point.
This is bullshit!!!! THAT PRESIDENT PUTIN CAN KISS MY EVER-LOVING CORNHOLE, and then maybe I'll shit in his face!!!!
And I'm not gonna apologize for being graphic, cuz sometimes people just need to be hit. I've been, and recommend it, especially to knock SOME sense into SOME people!
And I mean no offense to my Joleaners in Russia, although, all they want to watch is me doing weird stuff in the shower and bathroom, pervs, but I would rather have honest preverts around than government assholes with a God-complex!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Don't judge and you won't be judged....bastards!
Anyhoo, that's my rant for the day. Everyone say a little prayer for that little Russian boy... :)
Oh, and side-note: The gay couple names are Ron and Shana...heeheeheee
Have a Happy Day everyone!!!
XX...Jolean

UFO's Aliens and Halloween Help

Happy Weekend to ya'all!!!
Now, I don't usually blog on the weekends, butt, I have been watching a few UFO stories on my Netflix.
Well, I personally have been abducted by aliens, and have had to deal with those bastards a few times in the past. And you 'Joleaners' out there know this from watching my video segments on youtube.
Here at 'Camp Jolean', we are gettin' ready to film a bunch of Halloween segments for the season. Chad has got a few scenes written, but we know that pansy bitch doesn't have all the answers.
I want ya'all to share some Halloween stories with me, so I can help him out with some ideas for filming....and I will steal your idea and make it my own! HA!
Don't be shy, and don't hold back, you can be blunt! I just don't want him repeatin' the same ol' damn stories, yeah, he changes a few things here and there, but it's the same shit!
I mean, I'm a TV/Internet star, and I need the best of the best, plus a free babysitter for my kids....hint...hint!!
So, I just wanted to send some love to ya'all for the weekend, and hope you can share in the creativity process... if not, we are still gonna be funny as a SonofaBitch! So stay tuned, don't get your underoos in a bunch up your poopshoot, hold on, fasten your seatbelts....cuz it's gonna be a head-poppin' good time this Halloween Season!!!
XX...Jolean

TGIF!!! ...and Halloween Bitches!

Happy Fabulous Friday Ya'all!!!

So, we are gettin' all pumped up for the Halloween Season...WOOWOO!!! Got a bunch of new segments to film within the next week, and all ya'alls better be watchin' them!

I just hope the hell that I don't get abducted and probed by aliens, AGAIN!!! My cornhole can't take any more rear entry action, especially after my ex Tex comes home from jail, and that's all that bastard knows....AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!

Anyhoo, the weather is startin' to change, the chill is comin' in off the lake, and it can colder than a witch's tit, come autumn. 

Plus, I gotta start thinkin' bout costumes for the kids, even though my kids look as though they all got gang-banged with the ugly stick!!! LMAO!!! 

Well, why don't ya'all share some of your favorite Halloween memories with me, and I'll share some more with you, although I am court ordered not to talk about the years between 1996-1998, you understand....heehee.

Have a freakin' awesome day ya'all!

XX...Jolean

Throwback Thursday...and some Sexy Pics

It's what they call Throwback Thursday ya'all!!!

Now, I was tryin' to think of some crazy story to share with ya'all, sumthin' from my past, but I'm quite sick of sharin' my shit wit ya'all! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

So I'm gonna keep it short and sweet today and share some old pics bitches! Enjoy.....

Photo shoot from the first summer of filming...JOLEAN: HOOD ORNAMENT...I got lots of action after this photo was published...heehee

 On the set of 'Jolean of the Living Dead' in Santa Barbara... Zombies make great lovers!!!! LMAO!

On the set of 'Alien Abduction' with my dentist/gynecologist Frankie...Love his hair, and btw, the carpet matches the drapes, red and curly, stuck in my teeth for days....AHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!

My and my stalker/best friend Antoinette, performing at the Wildcat Lounge...Bitch is always trying to steal the show!!!

On the set of 'Zombie Killer' with a zombie actor, well, he can't act for shit, but being dead is easy for him, well that and being lazy....heeehehheehehheheheheheeeeee

Me and my Ex Tex havin' fun behind the scenes of 'Ministry of Love', good times....lot's of Natural Light beer, and he's good to go....cept in bed....LOL!!!

Well, I hope ya'all have enjoyed these pics, and maybe I'll post more from the past next Throwup...uhhh....Throwback Thursday.

Have a happy day!

XX...Jolean

Flying Panties and a Good Recipe for Life!

Happy Hump Day Ya'all!!! WOOWOO!!!
It is one hell of a windy day today on the lake! I hung out my clothes to dry, went for a walk, and on my way back, noticed my good Tuesday panties a few camps down on their porch!!!! Then I started noticing all my damn laundry how found it's freedom flying in the wind sayin' hi to all the neighbors! WELL, I'm not the best at doing laundry(I'm typically allergic to housework of most kinds), so most stains don't come out of certain articles of clothing.
As I'm collecting my laundry, gettin' strange looks from the neighbors, I started laughing my ass off!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA.....
Who gives a f#@* what they think!!! They don't know me! They ain't walked a mile in my WalMart Special Holiday Edition House Slippers that my kids got me 2 years back for only $1.99!!!!
And I guess that's the moral of the story ya'all, and I gotta keep remindin' myself each day as I get older(get'n closer to the big 30!!!...heehee)...
don't judge a recipe till you've made the dish. Yeah, you can look at all the ingredients, you can do all yer measurin', you can even ask others how theirs came out, BUT, you never know til' you put it in your mouth....SO STOP GIVIN' ME WEIRD LOOKS AND MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!
Have a great day and stay happy!
XX...Jolean

Labor Day and footballs...balls...

Hey ya'all! It's Labor Day, football season, and I ain't got much to say on that right now except...BALLS...Balls....balls...this is one lonely and horny lady right now...heehee.
Anyhoo, I thought what a great day for me to share my friend Sue's cooking show, especially since the bitch gave me a shout-out! WOOWOO!!!
She makes easy, cheap, and fast recipes...kinda reminds me of my weekend in Tijuana...we'll talk more about that later...heehee!
Have a safe and happy day ya'all...
XX...Jolean

Kayaking Home Perm

Good Sunday, September 1st to ya'all!!!
I know it's the day of the Lord, and I shoulda gone to church this morning, BUT, I had the chance to go kayaking with some friends.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU!!!!
So, I ain't been kayaking before, and as I was tryin' to get into the damn thing, I fell and ruined half of my freakin' home perm! Now I look like a freaked-out blonde version of Carrot Top!!!! (but pretty....heehee)
I finally got into the kayak and went out into the lake...BIG MISTAKE!!!
Some numb-nut kids were out on their jet ski, doing cookies, making waves, and making me the hell nervous!!! I yelled at those bastards, they looked over, then flipped into the water as the jet ski went ass over tea kettle!!! I laughed my cornhole off until they finally resurfaced, got back on the thing, and took off crying and yelling obscenities!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
So now, I consider myself an expert kayaker, and hope no more little buggers come out to bother me!!!
My kids are FINALLY going back to REAL school this week, heehee, so now it's time for more ME TIME!!!! WOOWOO!!!!
I should be nice and passed out by the time they come home each day! :)
Have a happy Sunday ya'all!
XX...Jolean