New Yearin'...

Happy New Years Eve Ya'all!!!

House Thorton is ripe and ready fer this new year to begin!!! Even I'm runnin' around and screamin' with the kids. Oh yeah sure, when kids do it, it's just them bein' them, but when an adult does it, ya get the cops called on ya and sit through a weeks worth of therapy sessions, that's why we keep the noise indoors now...AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA....SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

We got Uncle Vinnie and Aunt Lerlean, Mama Thorton, and Grandma to help watch the kids while I get my Dayquil and Scotch cocktails runnin' in my veins....WOOWOO

I hope ya'all are safe and happy and drink lots, but don't drive.

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to smile!
XX...Jolean

Bloody Sleddin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!!

Snow, snow snow.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! We got like a foot of snow this past weekend, and I gotta tell ya, I think I'm ready to move to Florida!!!!!! And I think I left a coupla the kids outside last night, oh well, two less mouths to feed...ahahahhahahahahaaaa....I'm kiddin' ya'all, calm the heck down! heehee

Well, me and Lou did have a really fun day of filmin' on Saturday, so we gots a new video for every day this week, so stay tuned you crazy Joleaners!

Actually, it's still vacation, and I have to bundle up the kids and take them sleddin' and ice skatin'. I can see bruises, bloody noses, and broken bones already...and I'm talkin' about ME!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA.....a mother's work is never done, so I gotta make sure to pack the first aid kit, which now is a laundry basket full of band-aids and rags.

Well, I hope ya'all have a safe and Happy Day! and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XX...Jolean

Hilarious Holiday Gift Regiving - Jolean Does it!

Hootin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!
I gots a busy day, gotta go and hit them after Christmas sales with my girl Lulu! heeheehee....
Kids are at the grandparents, and we should be gettin' to town in time fer Happy Hour....WOOWOO!!!! Damn I wish we had a Hooters close by, I used to work that damn shirt when I work there!!!!!! ahahahahhahahahaaaaa
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!
XX...Jolean

Family Funnin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

WELL, I survived the Holidays with my sanity in tact!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA(maniacal laugh)....okay, maybe not.

All the kids were happy with their presents, I don't know why my oldest son Tanner still wants vaseline and tissues in his stocking...aahahahhahahhaaa....

I managed to re-gift most of the shit we got last year, got a good buzz on, and didn't punch any of them drama queen sisters of Tex's...ahahahahhahahhahahaaaaaa

So, I hope ya'all survived the Holidays as well, more stories to come, gotta get my Calgon on today....

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to Smile!!!
XX...Jolean

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'ALL!!!
HAVE A HAPPY DAY AND DON'T FERGET TO SMILE!!!
XX...JOLEAN

Fishin' and a Drinkin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Well, it's Christmas Eve day and I think 'Santa' is ready for some relaxin' and some cocktailin' after all this present wrappin'. Now I just gotta wait till tonight when 'Santa' stuffs the stockin's, and this little lady bettah get some stockin' stuffin' of her own, if tex don't pass out drunk before then...heehee

The kids are all out on the lake today doin' some ice fishin' and skatin' with their Uncle Vinnie. Meanwhile, in the warm house, me, Aunt Lerlean, my girl Lulu, Mama Thorton, and Jannie are gonna be gettin' our drink on....WOOWOO, well, I know they all don't drink a whole lot, but, I'm spikin' the eggnog, cuz them bitches need to have some fun! ahahahahhahahhahhaaaa

I hope ya'all have a safe and Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XX...Jolean

Shoppin' and mallin'...

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, Holiday shoppin' was a bust! And I ain't talkin' bout my mountains of lovin'!!! ahahahahahhahaaa

Once I got the kids loaded into the station wagon(yes Virginia, they do still exist! heehee), we took off, goin' 15 mph cuz of the weather, well, apparently my ex Tex needed booze money again and siphoned out the gas!!! HOLY DUCK FARTS!!!!
So, pulled over in the storm, I got out in the snow, and a plow truck was comin' right in behind us clearing the roads. Well, I was wavin' at him to slow down, or stop, and that bastard didn't budge or slow at all!
Well, as that plow was gettin' closer and closer and I was wavin' lookin' like a possessed rag doll, six feet before he got to me, the plow lifted up, he drove past, and right after he passed the vehicle, the plow went back down....SLAM!!!! HE NEVER STOPPED!!!!

Well, my girl Lulu was there in 10 minutes, and we was off to the mall.
Tanner disappeared in the public restrooms, the twins, Hoho and Lolo, were raisin' hell at Claire's, tryin' to pierce little girls' ears(which was kinda funny), Carlos and Rolean were runnin' around tryin' to get anyone to adopt them sayin' they needed their green cards, Jolette and Tex jr. were pick-pocketing passerby's, Midge pissed in Santa's lap, and my baby TB just sat in his stroller with his bottle, much like his father!

So, after havin' to sweet talk mall security, runnin' into my old pimp, and a pigeon crappin' in my newly coiffed perm, it was a day I would like to forget, since it's like most Holiday shoppin' experiences...
Calgon, TAKE ME AWAY.....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to smile...it could be worse...heehee
XX...Jolean

Organizin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!!

So we are re-arrangin' some things here at Team Jolean, and one of them is this blog is gonna start bein' just Monday through Friday from now on.

I will still get on and check and reply when I can cuz I love this outlet to communicate with ya'all!

Well, it's off to the Holiday Madness....if I survive, I'll write ya a little story about it tomorrow...heehee...crazy bastards!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Kids and Holidayin'.....

Well, Happy Saturday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

I have been away fer a coupla days cuz I been so damn busy!!!
Anyone who's got kids, especially 8 1/2 of them, knows how blessed, and beautiful this time of the year is, filled with wonder and love and......(SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!
Who the hell am I kiddin'????!!!

My oldest boy Tanner, locks himself up in his room(I've learned not to ask questions or surprise him in there!), the twins Hoho and Lolo are out terrorizing the neighborhood(let's just say The Shining girls ain't got nuthin' on them), my favorite Jolette and Tex jr. act like angels, until I find out they like to pull pranks(let's just say i've developed a taste for salt in my coffee), Rolean(who's half blackish and a fruitcup) and Carlos(half Hispanish), think they deserve more, so they are down at the Casino claiming they are Indians and tryin' to lay claim to the reservations gold, booze, and free cheese. (I guess I should been more honest with them when they was younger...heehee). And then there's Midge, my half girl, who I just dress up like and elf, put a candle in her hand, and leave her out on the lawn for a Christmas decoration...heehee...she loves that shit, scarin' the hell outta passerby's. And my baby TB, lets just say thank goodness he likes to pass out in his crib, kinda like his daddy...LOL

I hope ya'all are enjoyin' the Holidays with yer family and friends.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Birthdayin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, I hope everyone is havin' a good mornin' and stayin' warm.

Today is a special day for the special fruitcup in my life, my brother Chad's birthday....heehee

He has gotten so damn old so damn quick!!! It's hard to maintain yer good looks and youthfulness like one such as myself, you would think we weren't even related! LOL

Well, with that bein' said, we are gonna be goin' out fer lunch or some borin' shit like that....bring a book!!! LOL

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Spittin' and Chicken Guttin'...

Good Happy Cold Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

How are ya'all survivin' this deep freeze??? I am becomin' a true Mainer gal, thats fer sure!!! But I guess that's how ya boys like us gals back here, rough, tough, and ready with our press'ons on...heehee

So, as ya'all know by now, my Uncle Vinnie made his debut on my news program yesterday, and talk about MAINERS!!!!! He and my Aunt Lerlean are definitely true DownEasters. There's nuthin' he likes better than sittin' on his front porch widdlin' away with his spittoon close by while she's in the kitchen de-featherin' and guttin' a chicken fer dinner and a cig hangin' outta her mouth....ahahahhaaaaaa.....God I love that woman! :)

So I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to Smile!!! :)
XX...Jolean

Quick Message....

Good Afternoon Ya'all!!!

Just wanted to send a special hello to ya'all and letcha know that I'll be back tomorrow with a full blog.
I got lots goin' on today, and if ya wanna share anything or talk, leave a comment and I'll check this later on today.

XX...Jolean

Rude and Walmartin'...

Happy Snowy Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

I am livin' the winter wonderland dream right now, well, now i gotta get my ass out there to shovel...actually I'll get the 'hired help' (my stalker jannie) to do it. I gotta say, that krazy kooter can clean!!! I just gotta keep the music turned up to drown out her mumbling and turrets attacks....DAMN!!! heeheeheee

Okay, so I was at the Walmarts the other day with my girl Lulu. I've got a tip fer ya'all. When shoppin' at Walmarts, DON'T!!! LMFAO!!!!!
I gotta tell ya, people are rude and Krazy!!! Right after I got my kart, some 'bitch' ran her kart into my heel! I turned around, cuz you know, I deal with stalkers and fans on a regular basis, well, she just look at me and smiled. I said OUCH! and then when she still didn't say anything, I said 'I accept yer apology and forgive yer rudeness. Have a Happy Day.' Then I smiled and walked away as a little crowd had gathered round, and now she feels uncomfortable...heehee
And then, we was in the meats section scopin' the pork, well, some 'bitch' came rushin' her kart and pushed it right into my girl Lulu's kart, well, I sat there as the 'bitch' freaked out and grabbed a meat package, and lookin' at Lulu liked she was some thief.
Now lemme tell you, we take our time shoppin', we ain't in no rush, and we expect to wait, but PEOPLE ARE FREAKIN' KRAZY!!!!
And of course, watchin' this, I was krackin' up, but I know Lulu weren't!
And the final thing at Walmarts, the checkout line! So, I've got my groceries up on the runner, and there are 2 people ahead of me, again, no big deal, cuz the kids aren't with me, and i'm takin' my time. So, the little old 'bitch' behind me, besides pinning me between my kart and hers, starts unloading her goodies up on the very full runner, well, SHE STARTS PUSHIN' ALL OUR SHIT FORWARD!!!!
I was like 'sweetie, that ain't gonna make any of us go faster, and I forgive yer rudeness. Have a Happy Day.' Then I smiled and turned around.
Again, when shoppin' at Walmarts, DON'T...AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....cuz I just might be there to put ya'all in check!
(wink-wink)
So, I'm gonna keep this short cuz we gots a big day ahead of filmin', but i'll check back later.

Have a Happy Day ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Storm Stalkin'...

Good Afternoon Ya'all!!!

What a freakin' mornin'....
My ex Tex is gone away fer a while(unpaid parking tickets my ass!!!! that bastard don't even drive!!!!), and the kids are all gone to gramma Thorton's fer the weekend, so guess who gets stuck doin' all the damn chores???!!! That's right, and I'm talkin' bout choppin' wood fer this storm comin', pilin' that shit, and makin' sure everyone's damn underwear is clean, and that's just the start of it....HOLY DUCK FARTS!!!!

Thanks fer lettin' me vent ya'all! I've gotten so desperate, I invited my former stalker now weatherwoman Jannie to come and visit....hey, you got somebody obsessed with ya, ya might as well put them freaks to work, FOR YOU!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

So, I've chosen the winner fer my recipe contest, and we'll film that tomorrow, Plus a bunch of other awesome goodies to film for ya'all to watch this week!

Soooooo, stay tuned, stay warm, have a Happy Day and don't ferget to smile ya'all! :)
XX...Jolean

Cold and whorin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Holy shiver me timbers!!!! We are now experiencin' an f'ing cold snap here. And I guess it's one of the longest and coldest ones so early in the season in many many years. All I gotta say is praise the salt water beast that they haven't cancelled school!!! Them little bastards ain't hangin' out with me here...ahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaa and don't worry ya'all, I bundle them up as much as I can, before I send them all out in the cold.

And my girls ain't no stupid prissies either, they ain't wearin' no skirts and tryin' to show off their money shots like their whore friends! I raised them to be smart, although I questioned their morals sometimes, at least they ain't out on the corner waitin' fer the MAN to pick them up to turn a trick, well, actually, that's exactly what the hell they are doin' goin' off to school...ahahhahahahahhhahahaaaaa

Well, it's time to fill the fires, and turn on my stories fer the day, and my coffee should be done too....heehee

Stay warm and have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't forget to smile! :)
XX...Jolean

Alien Probin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Well, it's another day in this chilly winter wonderland.

So, I was havin' some weird dreams last night.
There was some strange figures creepin' around in my room, then I felt tingly all over, then I saw some big owl eyes, then it gets kinda hazy, but I remember hearing clinking sounds, and some strange martian language, cold hands, probes bein' stuck in holes, then wakin' up feelin' a little numb, AND WITH BLOOD ON MY ASS!!!
HOLY CRAP!!! I was abducted by aliens, again!!!!!! DAMMMIT!!!!!!! Why can't they leave me the hell alone???!!! I've been poked and prodded more times than a 12 year old hooker in a Chinese Crack House on Labor Day Weekend!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!

That's it! I need to make sure I stay awake so I can give them damn slimy critter holes a piece of my mind!!! I've already got my tinfoil hat on, and I'm startin' to clank rocks together around my house in an ancient Guatamalan dance known to contact the 'out world bein's...

I ain't goin' krazy, I ain't goin' krazy, I ain't goin' crazy....heeeeheeeeheeeeeheeee

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Peein' and a Bigfootin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Wooo hooo, well we didn't get as much snow this storm as I was plannin' on...but, it was nice to get a dustin'.

So, I got up early this mornin' went outside and guess what the hell I saw, SASQUABOTCH FOOTPRINTS!!!!! HE'S RETURNED!!!! So I looked up online what to do, and animals got to mark their territory, soooooo, I hiked up my housecoat and started squirtin' all around the house, my poor slippers....and we'll just leave it at that....heehee (not to mention the nosy neighbor in the window with binoculears!!! gotta love them pervs)

Of course, once I did that, some damn random dogs started comin' around sniffin', and then my cat started goin' crazy inside the house, I felt like I was stuck in a snow globe for Wild Animal Planet....AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Well, I gotta pick a winner fer my recipe contest this week so stay tuned. I'll be puttin' up 4 new segments, and should have the recipe winner video up this weekend, so thank ya'all fer the recipe ideas, and I'm glad I gotta choose the recipe outta a hat cuz they all sound and look soooooooooo yummy. But, if you haven't entered a recipe yet, you got till tomorrow....

I hope ya'all are stayin' warm and have a Happy Day!!!
XX...Jolean

Mornin' stormin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, the storm has started, and I gots the wood stoves are burnin'...it is quite beautiful and chilly out.
It's time fer some Dayquil and Scotch cocktails, watchin' my stories on the tv, cleanin' out the gunk between my toes, perhaps give shave my back(I gets the weirdest monkey patch back there), then off to .....oh shit!!! Brother Chad just showed up, looks like we're gonna be filmin' today, DAMMIT!!! well then he can shave my back...heehee

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, Stay Warm and don't forget to smile! :)
XX...Jolean

Gay Snowman and Ballin'...

Good Great Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Woo, lemme tell ya, when they say the temperature's gonna drop, they wasn't kiddin'!!!! Sometimes you hope them weather people are playin' a joke, I guess I gotta stop listenin' to Jannie on my News segment....LOL

But, we are gettin' the calm before the storm right now here in Maine...we're gonna git hit tomorrow mornin' with SNOW SNOW SNOW....WOOWOO!!! Cuz I'll tell ya, I'm okay with the cold weather, although I gotta double up on them bras, but when we get the snow, that makes it all worth it...sledding, snowballs, well snowball fights..heehee, makin' gay snowmen, which is a snow man with some jewelry and a flashy scarf and fancy hat...heehee

Today, I gotsta spend some time in the kitchen teachin' a coupla my girls how to cook biscuits, should be fun, cuz I don't let me kids have cell phones, or tic tac tablets, or touch pods or any of that shit, we always have fun the proper way, spendin' time in the woods, although they always like to get me confused and lost, and cookin' and crafts....
...and I know ya'all are gonna ask, but they don't go on camera because they aren't of age yet, and I don't want them to fall into the perils or success of the showbusiness, and then be let down, it's hard on a starlet like me to maintain her popularity and good looks after 25...(winkwink)
So after they turn 18, or get outta the nut house or get outta jail, or turn over their convictions, whatever, then they can make the decision to be on camera, as long as them bastards ain't stealin' it from me again....heehee

So, I hope ya'all are stayin' warm and have a Happy Day! Don't ferget to smile! :)
XX...Jolean

Coonin' and a Stormin'....

Good Saturday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Wooo, it was cold this mornin' when I got up. The kids room was like a morgue, cuz they wuz all bundled up underneath the covers!!!! ahahahahhahahaaaaa.....let's just say I put a double pot of Joe on and grabbed my heavy sweater and loaded them stoves up! :)

Now, I also know we are gettin' a big storm startin' tomorrow. Now, what I've done is bailed my ex tex outta jail, again, so he can start cuttin' more wood, I got a tent set up outside of the school so the kids can spend the night there and not miss school because of the storm...heeehee...and all I had to do was shop fer some candles in case the power goes out...WOOO!!!! It's tough havin' a family and preppin' fer a storm out here in the Maine wilderness, but I think I got this down...LOL

And as long as them damn critters don't try and burrow on up in my house....I gotta tell ya, when I went to reach fer a sweater on the top shelf in the closet and grabbed a damn raccoon!!!! That little bastard was screechin', I was a screamin', and then something got sprayed and it stunk up in there and then I passed out! Was it him, was it me? I guess we'll never know...heehee
But if that keeps up, the kids are all gettin' Davy Crockett Coon Skin Hats fer Christmas, and that's fer damn sure!!!! LOL

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Quick mornin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

I hope everything is goin' delightful fer you this Holiday season! :)

I'm keepin' it short and sweet today cuz I gots lots goin' on, but I'm gonna share my latest Morning News Segment with you. And don't ferget, I'm still doin' challenge videos, so if you got any recommendations, then send them on over...heehee
...and I'm still takin' entries fer my recipe contest, and also, if you wanna just send a craft or recipe fer me to try on my show, I'll do that as well...

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

well, i'll be sendin' the link, cuz it won't let me post a video...bastards!!! lol

http://youtu.be/0nNw--APbnM

Current Events and Laughin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!!

It's Thursday, another nail on the coffin of Christmas!!!! LOL

Oooh, this gal is dog tired from filmin' yesterday, I barely had enough energy to wipe my own butt this mornin'!!!! heehee

You know, I try not to keep up on current events, like watchin' or readin' the news, it's awfully depressin'! But I've been tryin' to keep myself abreast(well I got 2 of em' heehee) cuz I got my News Program to film, and I need shit to talk about. Well, if it ain't someone dyin' then it's someone killin'....so freakin' sad...
Take for instance, Paul Walker, now, I just saw on CNN of all places, you can go through his car wreck step-by-step, like you are right there!!!!!!! Excuse my crassness this mornin', BUT WHAT THE DUCK FARTS???!! That is stupid, and I do rant more about it in my new News segment, which will be public later on today.
That's why I do comedy ya'all, we all need to laugh at stupid shit, at ourselves, just the ridiculousness of life in general, and not that we shouldn't take life serious, we should, with enough mood stabilizers...LOL

Anyhoo, on that note, don't forget to laugh today, or even smile, cuz you never know who's life yer gonna change fer the better!

XX...Jolean

A Harley and a Hoggin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

So, we are gonna be filmin' all day today, and gonna have a few new videos posted soon...WOOWOO!!!

I just wanna put it out there with ya'all, if you have any ideas ie: for Holiday crafts, Holiday recipes, then go ahead and share them on here with me so I got some new ideas for videos, well, I got plenty of ideas, but I would like to have yer involvement, and not in no sexual way either, unless yer 6'5, hairy chest, handsome, and ride a hog, and I ain't talkin' no farm animals either, although I have over looked that in the past....this time I'm talkin' a Harley Bitches!!!!! LOL

Anyhoo, stay warm ya'all, and have a Happy Day!!!

Ooooh, and don't forget I'm doin' a recipe contest, so share those recipes with me, and you might get a gift box....heehee!!! and I ain't talkin' bout my cooter on a platter either....heehee, although I use to charge fer that kinda thing in Tijuana!

XX...Jolean

Ice Fishin'...

Happy Tuesday Mornin' Ya'all!!!!

Wowzers!!! There is a heavy mist out on that lake this mornin', and I can't believe people are already ice fishin'....oooooh, it's scares me to watch them, but I gots my binoculaongaer thingys, and I'm a man huntin'!!!!!! ahahahhahahahahhaaaaa.....
Maybe I should mozy on out there with my new nipple warmers, just to get their opinion of course...heehee

So yeah, everything is meltin' and wet... hmmmmm

And it's gonna be another crazy week of filmin' and funnin', cuz we have got to reach that 1,000,000 view mark on youtube, we are halfway there, and I a gonna hit that goal by the end of the month...WOOWOO...if I survive the Holidays that is...LMAO!!!

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't forget to smile....
XX...Jolean

Snow stuffin'...

Good Monday Mornin' Ya'all!!! Well, after a crazy busy weekend, I wake up to a Winter Wonderland! Snow? Oh that's right, and it's already December????!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Okay, now that the shock has passed, I gotta figure some stuff out, thank goodness, number one, that school wasn't cancelled!!! heehee...kids are gone so I can pack up the little one and go fer a snowy walk...and enjoy what mother nature has to offer, PIMA!!!! LOL!!!!! Well, I guess I'm thankful that, number 2(and no poo you pervs...heehee), I gots my warm home and a beautiful view of the lake, or skatin' rink now....heeheehee.... Well, I hope ya'all take the time to breathe in this beautiful day and remember to be thankful and be nice to people. Have a Happy Day!!! XX...Jolean

Black Friday...

Hey Ya'all! Black Friday is here, and I got the kiddie's all bundle up and ready to go tackle the shoppin'!!! I am bringin' a cattle prod in case anyone decides to piss me off, or cut me off in line, or try and get the last thing on the shelf!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! This gal is READY!!!! So, with that bein' said, have a Happy Day ya'all, and I'm sharin' my brother Chad's new cookin' video he did before he came over fer dinner yesterday, that sad ass fruit cup! heeheehee.... XX...Jolean Well, they aren't lettin' me paste the video, so here's the link: http://youtu.be/_7OFV9HeSUI

Thankful Wishin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!! I got's a very busy day ahead of me, but I just wanted to wish ya'all a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!!! Be Happy, Be Thankful, Be Good! XX...Jolean

Balls, Ballerz, Ballin'....

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Okay, so I had a dream last night that reminded me of sumthin' that happened to me a few years ago.
So, here's the story...
I was livin' in California, and things were very busy for me in my life. It was before I had my last baby, so I was pretty damn skinny...heehee.
Anyhoo, I had a day off from work and was plannin' a little dinner party, but of course I was runnin' around like a cock(rooster pervs!!!) with it's head cut off.
The main dish I was makin' fer my party were homemade meatballs...balls(there goes the horny alarm!!!)
I had them all rolled, placed them in a large Pyrex glass bake pan, and put them in the oven at 375 degrees.
Well, of course I felt rushed, Tex was stinkin' up the bathroom, a coupla of the kids were down at the beach, a couple home holdin' on to my apron strings, so to speak.
The sun was shinin' outside, I had all my windows open, there was a beautiful breeze comin' up off the ocean, the house had so many yummy smells goin' on cuz of everything I was cookin', then the phone started to ring, and I realized I needed to speed up these damn meatballs.
SO, I turned the oven up to 500 degrees, then took them out in about 15 minutes, and I think it took longer cuz I made the balls sooo BIG! LOL
Well, I opened up the oven door, and then with my oven mitt on, I grabbed the glass pan and brought it out.
INSTANTLY, the whole pan completely shattered, falling to the floor, balls and all!!!!
Hence, my fear of glass baking dishes to this day!!!!!
After I cried and through stuff around, I remembered I had a whole table full of liquor. My day started to get better until I can't remember the rest...heehee
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
And I hope ya'all get humped this hump day...LMAO
XX...Jolean

Storm a comin'...

Good Tuesday Mornin' To Ya'all!!!!

Well, I was searchin' through the news and tryin' to find sumthin' to talk about or share, but Son of a Bitch!!! There is just so much sadness in the world with people doin' horrible things. The happiest thing I can share is this storm that's movin' across the US.
It's gonna be a snowy, rainy mess, and I couldn't be happier!!! I've gotten all my grocery shoppin' done fer Thanksgivin', and plenty of Dayquill and Scotch(fer my coktails...heeheehee), in case the kids decide to stay at home. Plus, ain't nobody gonna be comin' over to my house in that mess...no hassles, no drama, no bullshit...AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
I tell ya, I am so blessed to be in my cabin in the woods, cuz I gots enough to deal with with my unruly kids and ex husband!!! Holy freakin' toes on a tuna!!!!! LMAO

Well there, there's my little rant fer the day...heeheehee
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day. And remember, as you go about yer day, don't forget to smile, especially at those who aren't, you just might make someone's day...
XX...Jolean

Dorothy and a Contest....

Happy Monday Mornin' Ya'all!!! :)

I am so glad the winds have died down here on the lake, Son of a Bitch!!!! They were whipping for 2 days around here...I kept havin' visions of Dorothy in her house in that tornado...LOL What a stupid girl she was, all them men, and her closest compadre was that dog??? Thats just the start of my questions and that movie...heehee

Filmin' went great yesterday. I managed to ship the kids off to Grandma's, and Tex is still locked out in the back shed, shit, maybe I should let him out, it's been a few days....ahahahahahhahahaaaaa

Sooooo, I got some new vids up, check'm out. AND, I have a recipe contest for Holiday side dishes. You got 2 weeks to get yer entries in. In fact, I'll post the video below.

Well, have a Happy Day ya'all!!! ...and stay warm.
XX...Jolean

Video Probs....

Well Happy Sunday Mornin' To Ya'all!!

I have been away fer a few days because I have been dealin' with some bullcrap bout my successful challenge videos on youtube.
But don't worry, I have been talkin' to google and got shit figured out, finds out it was a personal attack. But guess what, you can't stop success!!! WOOWOO!!! And actually, because of what was done, I'm gettin' ever MORE views now!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Soooo, with that bein' said, I am ready to keep on truckin'!!! LOL I plan on filmin' all day today. I got some cookin' and craft segments to do, another news segment, AND, another new challenge...heeheehee!!!

The wind is whippin' like a Son-of-a-Bitch today here on the lake, I feel like I'm gonna get blown away at any minute!!! Now I'm hungry and horny again....LMAO!!!
So I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and stay warm...
XX...Jolean

Dreamin' Crafts and Fruit Cups...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

It's Thursday and I'm up was too freakin' early, dreams about crocodiles and the Ellen Degeneres Show....LOL!!!
So I ain't no millionaire, yet, from the lotto last night, but I'm still gonna buy them, cuz ya'all can't win it if ya ain't playin' it!
So I'm thinkin' of doin' some easy craft segments fer the Holidays, have ya'all got any ideas??? I would rather the ideas come from you guys instead of me doin' actual work and research on this damn computer!!!! heeheehee....
Well, it looks like another day of filmin', brother Chad is crackin' the whip, and if he don't watch it, I'm gonna start hidin' his Playgirl subscription, again....ahahahahahhaaaaaaa....that damn little fruit cup!!! LMAO

So, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day!!!
XX...Jolean

ps...here's another new video fer you to watch.... ;)

Contest and Dexter...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Happy Hump Day!!! heeheehee....
So, as I get ready to venture out fer the day, I realized something....I haven't done a contest of mine own in 2 years. Something fun and excitin'...so, I'll be postin' that video soon, keep yer eyes peeled...heehee

I've started watchin' that show, 'Dexter'...I'm in love once again. <3 (ballsack heart)
Have ya'all ever watched it??? OMGoodness, that is one Krazy-ass show! Let me know what ya'all think about it.

Okay, I'm gonna get my day started, again, so I hope ya'all have a happy day and get laid on this special HUMP DAY!!!
XX...Jolean

ps...this'll maker her eyes water...the onion challenge...heeheehee

Mornin' News....

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!

I kinda wrote a long story post yesterday, so I'm keepin' short and simple today!
Check out my new morning news program.
XX...Jolean

Home fer the Holidays....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

It's lookin' to be another fabulous fall/winter day! :)
Now, I gotta start thinkin' bout what I'm gonna do fer the Holiday. I've got a large family, so everyone usually takes part. It's a tradition, and one of the only times of the year my 8 1/2 kids listens to me...LOL

On Thanksgiving, I usually have the kids all make a side dish or dessert. Now, this can be a good thing or a bad thing...LMAO!!! I've got 3 words....Gummi Worm Meatloaf!!!! EEEEK!!! I try not to have rules fer them, as I like them to express their creative sides, plus I wanna keep them helpful and interested, so it looks like I gotta take the road to educatin' the younger ones bout recipes and the proper way to cook things. Cuz I will tell ya, it took me a week to clean my teeth with all that Gummy Beef!!! LMAO!

Now fer Christmas, I make sure we all pitch in by doin' a Secret Santa with each other. Plus, I make sure each kid gets an actual present from Santa. I mean, Santa has been that way every since I was a little girl. ;) My kids know how tough it can be with finances and such, so they are actually grateful fer what they get. And, I make sure the kids aren't all about those Iphones and Ipads and crap like that. The only pads Im gonna have to worry bout buyin' are scrubbin' pads and maxi pads!!! LOL
We got one computer, and a schedule fer the older kids to use. Plus I got one of them blockers on there so they can't look up porn! Those Thorton boys are pervs, but they can go take a damn cold shower!!! Heehee...
Now, back to Christmas. We usually all have a tree trimmin' party, and when the Grandma's come over, they usually bring baked sweets as gifts fer the kids. And then we draw straws to see who's gonna go pick up Tex from jail! HA!

So, when they say the Holidays are Magical, they ain't jokin'! It truly is when everyone in my family comes together and are appreciative, of course, if I start in on the eggnog early, there's usually a drama scene to be acted out....AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!

Well, lemme know what some of ya'all do fer the Holidays, yer traditions and such.
Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Alaskan Summer...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Okay, it's the weekend, and we're gettin' ready fer a day of filmin' here at TeamJolean! I have to appease the fans out there in YouTube land and do more challenges!!! Ugg, I hope my stomach can handle it today...LMAO I am so happy with the views, people like to see people do stupid shit...and I wear the queen's crown fer that title...AHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

So sit back, enjoy yer weekend, actually ya'all should get of yer asses and go outside and enjoy this amazin' weather!!! It's gorgeous outside, almost like summer, well, summer in Alaska, but still...

Most of ya'all on here are connected to my youtube, but if not, here's the link where all my videos are at....
www.youtube.com/chadbuffy

So, keep watchin', keep readin', and thanks fer all yer support, I promise not to disappoint!!! ;)

XX...Jolean

Feelin' Grateful...

Good Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

TGIF, wait, it is Friday, right?! LOL
After a long week of filmin', the cold weather finally subsidin', a video going viral on youtube, and gaggin' from cinnamon and mayonnaise challenges last night, I am pooped! And, I managed to get some workin' out in every day. This girls' gams are tired ya'all! It looks like a day of rest and Scotch. Of course I say that now, but watch when the kids get home and I uncuff Tex from the radiator, things are gonna start gettin' KRAZY once again.
I guess I should say I am truly blessed by lovin' individuals in my life, and some amazin' fans on the internet(my 'Joleaners' , heehee), and the fact that I live out in the middle of nowhere. HA! Sorry to get all mushy, I watched the Thanksgivin' Charlie Brown cartoon last night....UGGG!!!! LMAO

So, as ya'all go through yer day today, remember to stop and smell the flowers, or if you ain't got no flowers, just stop, take a deep breath, and look to the sky. Be appreciative of who you are, and what ya got!
Peace and Love to ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Sleepin' and Special Effects....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!
It was another one of them nights where I woke up underneath the bed, wtf???!!! Of course, Tex was in the tub, so I didn't feel so bad...heehee!
The kids have actually been good this week, helpin' to winterize the house, pile wood fer the stove, and hidin' Tex's booze!!!! heeheehee....
Well, we added another member to Team Jolean, our friend Anthony who is doin' some special effects for some of our segments.
The first one is My Magical Adventure, where I learned that' I've inherited my Great Aunt Viola witch powers, so check it out below. The effects are awesome!!!!!

Make sure to stay warm ya'all, and have a HAPPY DAY!!!
XX...Jolean

Chillin' with a Cell Mate...

Happy Hump Day Ya'all!!!

So how are ya'all doin' this chilly mornin'??? When this weather gets chillier and chillier, I keep wantin' to start wrappin' presents and watch White Christmas! What do you all do when this weather starts actin' up....WINTER WEATHER!!!! lol

So have a Happy Day ya'all, stay warm, nuzzle up close to a loved one or cell mate, and get yer warm on!!!

Here's a new News Broadcast from yours truly! 

Enjoy it and Lemme know what ya'all think!

XX...Jolean

Mornin' Sickness...

Good Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Ugg, I woke up feelin' sick! This sucks balls!
So what does a girl do???? Load up the stove, throw the coffee on, and pound down Dayquil and vitamins and water!!!
I ain't lettin' nuthin' hold me back from filmin' today ya'all! WOOWOO!!!

So have a happy day, and I'll have some funny stories to share with ya'all tomorrow.
XX...Jolean

Chillin' and Runnin' fer the Border...

Mornin' Ya'all!
It's another cold blistery day out there, and I hope ya'all are stayin' warm!
Weather like this makes me miss the California sun, but it also brings on those feelin's of the Holidays and takin' a romp in the snow! heehee
The kids are lookin' forward to when they can go sleddin' and skiin' and I'm lookin' forward to them bein' outta the house! heehee
Tex has been a drunkin' pain in the ass, Grandma Thorton has been tryin' to escape out on the roof, again! Found her tryin' to make a run fer the border, so I had to shoot a tranquilizer in her good leg. That woman can be slick and sly like a weasel!!! She ain't got nuthin' on me though...heehee
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

SNOWin'....

Good Sunday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Well, we got SNOW!!!! And I ain't talkin' bout my Guatemalan powder stash that I ended up with after the break-in at that Chinese crack house prostitution ring I was hidin' out in cuz that's where witness protection put me for some reason, for six months.

So anyhoo, it's snowin' outside, I've got wood in the stove, a big sweater on, cocoa in my coffee, and some whole eggs wrapped in tinfoil in the microwave, and where was I goin' with this?....oh, yeah, it's snowin' outside. Did I mention there's snow on the ground outside???!!!!

Here are some fun facts about snow:

Did you know, Chionophobia is the fear of snow.
All snowflakes have six sides.
An average snowflake is made up of about 180 billion molecules of water.
The average snowflake falls at a speed of about 3.1 miles per hour.
People buy more cakes, cookies, and candies than any other food when a blizzard is in the forecast.

Snow, uh I mean, SO, if you got snow where yer at, you got punked, wait, that don't make sense.
Well, have a Happy Day Ya'all, and enjoy the weather outside today, whatever it may be where you are.
XX...Jolean

SEEEE????!!!! SNOW!!!!!!!

Mornin' Ya'all!

Mornin' Ya'all!

I am more tired than a Chinese crack hooker on sailor leave! WOO!!
We spent all yesterday filmin', and am I worn out, reference to previous sentance...heeheehee!!!

So, I ain't gonna go on, just wanted to share a new daily recap news segment.
Lemme know what ya'all think!

Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Sorry Ya'all...

Hey Ya'all...

Sorry I didn't do a post today, been real busy filmin'. 

XX...Jolean

Drivin' Tips to Save Money....

Good Happy Thursday Mornin' To Ya'all!

So, we gots some rain today. Very cleansin', cuz it ain't as cold as a Canadian's cooter!!! LOL

Now, I've got some drivin' tips to help you save about $100 a month. I know, I don't drive a whole lot cuz I don't have a car, but everyone else I know does, so I thought I'd help them out. Here you go, as per the John Tesh Radio Show... That man is one hunky pansy dreamboat!!!! heehee....

Bad driving costs you an extra $100 A MONTH in gas! That’s the gist of a new study comparing drivers and their driving styles. In the study, two participants were tracked for several weeks as they commuted from home to work. Both drove the exact same model car, however, one followed all the “good” driving habits recommended by the experts, while the other followed every “bad” driving habit that experts say you should avoid. For example:

The “good” driver used cruise control on the highway, drove with the flow of traffic, and never sped more than 70 miles per hour, but the “bad” driver floored the gas pedal at every chance, weaved in and out of traffic, and then slammed on the brakes to stop.

Also, the “good” driver made sure her tires were properly inflated, and emptied the trunk to help lighten the car’s load, but the “bad” driver rode on under-inflated tires, and loaded the trunk with heavy tools. She also spent a lot of time idling in fast food drive-thrus, which is a proven way to waste gas.

So, what happened? By the end of the study, the “good” driver averaged about 16 miles per gallon more than the “bad” driver. To put that in financial terms: Based on today’s gas prices, researchers say the “good” driver saved about $100 a month in gas or $1,200 A YEAR, compared to the “bad” driver.

The lesson? Researchers say much like the fable of the turtle and the hare, it’s the slow and conscientious drivers, not the fast ones, who save the most on gas.

Now, I don't know why these bastards keep sayin' 'her'!!! Are they talkin' bout me???!!! You have to drive like a bat outta hell in traffic, everyone else does. If you slow down, yer gonna get nailed, and I mean NOT bent over a tree stump lettin' Big Bubba pound home!!! heeheee....

And it's tough when you gots a lot of kids, then havin' to check the tires on top of that?? Thank goodness my boy Tanner takes shop class, he's pretty handy with vehicles, he also hears 'voices', but that's another story...heehee

And nuthin' in the trunk?? What happens when ya gotta move a body???!!! It ain't goin' inside the car with me, that's fer sure! LOL

But, if you wanna drive safe, and save some monies each month, I guess ya'all should follow these simple rules. Thanks John Tesh, I'll forget that last uncomfortable date we had last year, and I STILL WANT MY TUESDAY PANTIES BACK!!!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and hope this info helps ya out!

XX...Jolean

Mornin' News and some Scotch...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Here's an new News segment to get yer mornin' started. So grab yer coffee(or scotch) sit down in your recliner(or the toilet) put yer feet up(insert penis here....UH, SORRY, my mind wandered...heeeeheee) and enjoy some comedy, and news stories, a flashback commercial, my ol' stalker Jannie Wilkes, and enjoy yerself. :)
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Boston Marathon Bomb Victim....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Okay, so I've been seein' a lot on the internet about this gal in Michigan who dressed up as a Boston Marathon Bomb Victim. She got fired from her job because of it, and people are furious on twitter and Instagram where the photo was posted.

Okay, I am one who is all about breakin' boundries, makin' fun of everyone, and just doin' whatcha wanna do in life. Lord knows I've bent over backwards, and forwards in some cases...heehee, to make sure I make a statement and get noticed.
And as usual, I'm on both sides of the picket fence on this one. And it's a sharp one, diggin' into my cooter pie...heehee

I mean come on ya'all, people dress as so many other dead people from history, even as recent as Car Accident Princess Diana. And at the times of their deaths it was shocking, and back then, people didn't dress as real people who died ie: with blood and such. If you dressed as someone who died, you did Abraham Lincoln, not Abraham Lincoln with his brains blown out!

So here's two things I believe. #1. It is definitely too soon. Come on ya stupid bitch! and #2 That's what our society has become, and I've been sayin' this fer a while now!!! We got Miley gettin' naked, horrifying shows like 'The Walking Dead', which is actually a very emotionally heartbreaking drama, but with zombies, too real for me ya'all! Plus with all the reality shows that tare people apart, break them down, all for ratings!!!
We need more comedy sitcoms on TV. TV is supposed to be a place where we want to forget about reality, and forget about our cares of the day, and instead, it's telling us how to slap eachother around, manipulate, deceive and lie to one another!!! I am truly against Reality TV, I like shows for their fake stories, I don't want to see other peoples bullshit!!!
Lemme know what ya'all think...

Well, I guess there's my rant ya'all. LMAO!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Just Another Manic Monday...(ex's and witches and newsin')

Good Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

What an amazin' weekend I had! I Although I often find myself wantin' to wrap up in a bunch of blankets like a cocoon with this crazy-ass cold weather, I actually found myself gettin' a lot done!
With my ex Tex gone down south, AND HE TOOK THE KIDS WITH HIM!!!!!!!, I also find my bed cold without him, of course there's also no crumbs, no empty beer cans, and no stale vomit in the corner of the bedroom....heeheeheee... it's a give and take kinda relationship.

I recently found out that my Great Aunt Viola, who passed away some time ago, recently left me and inheritance. She was a known witch, and quite a , um, well, okay, a whore. We've all been there, relax! So, I'll be bringin' my video camera along and we'll be postin' that experience as well. So excitin'!!!!!!!

I also got asked back to host some more news programs for the local RPMETV News station. I am very excited bout that, ME ON CAMERA!!!, who needs anything else???  hheeeheeheeheheeheeeee....
So those should start this week and we'll post them on YouTube, as long as my brother Chad can pull his head outta his ass and focus on me for a change!!! LMAO It'll be great, a weekly news recap show....so stay tuned, cuz it's gonna be HILARIOUS!!!!!

AND, with that bein' said, we've had a very excitin' October!!! And the numbers keep growin' each day!!!! We have 233, 000 total views on our videos on YouTube, and with the way these numbers are goin', we may hit 1,000,000 before spring!!!!  WOOWOO!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Off the Air...

Mornin' Ya'all!
I just wanted to let ya'all know that we are gonna be offline the next coupla days. I will not be makin' blogs for a coupla days, but don't get yer panties in a bunch, I'll be back stronger than ever next week, I just need some time to myself...heehee.....
So ya'all take care, keep watchin' my videos, and I'll be back soon...  www.youtube.com/chadbuffy

XX...Jolean

BINGO BUSTIN'.....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Happy 'Day of the Dead' to you, heehee.
Soooo, the Halloween Season is officially over after today, and we've had an amazing month here at Team Jolean. We set record numbers on youtube, and it continues to grow, especially with all we've got planned for November!
So, me and my girl Lulu went to Bingo, well, I should call it 'BINGO BUST'!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
We had such a great time, and didn't win shit! Have of them ol' biddies was dressed up like witches, so I felt right at home....heeehehehehehehehehheheheheeeeehheheheheheheheeeee
Of course, not winnin', I wanted to shove their brooms right up their cornholes!!! LOL All in good fun, of course.... ;)
I'm thinkin' of bringin' Lou and the camera next time and doin' a video segment on that! :)

It's warm and windy and rainy here at the lake, and I feel the Indian Summer comin' back after the frosts we been havin', it's quite beautiful actually.

So comin' up for November, we got a weekly recap News Program, some interestin' commercials, and of course some crazy-ass storylines from my damn life!!!! LOL Stay tuned in and turned on...LOL

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEENERS JOLEANERS!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my aching tits, I can't believe Halloween is here, today as a matter of fact!!! LOL

There are so many special memories from this wonderful Holiday fer me. And it seems like I'm always bein' chased by a masked maniac, runnin' my ass off, then havin' to deal with my kids and ex Tex!
But this year I am gonna take things easy, and me and my girl Lulu are gonna play Bingo.
Now to make sure we ain't got much competition, we got our stink bombs fer the bathrooms, some oil fer slippin' and a slidin' and a breakin' of the hip, and we's gonna bring our naked man magazines and have them open fer good luck, yeah, good luck alright, it'll send a few of them old biddies into a coronary(that's a heart attack fer you stupid people...heehee),
We got it planned and and we's gonna win BIG tonight kids, WOOWOO!!!!!

Now remember some basic tips fer this scary time of the year, if you got a black cat, keep them inside the house!!!! This Holiday is when them weirdos snatch up black cats fer sacrifice and shit, scary but true.
Next tip, if you see trick r treaters while yer out drivin', remember, they's only worth 10 points each, 25 fer a bunch...AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Okay, I hope ya'all truly have a SAFE and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
********Don't drink and drive fuckers*********************
 XXBOO!!!...Jolean
ps...here's my last good scare of the season....my damn kids Jolette and TJ(Tex jr.) got a hold of my camera...little bastards!!!!

Bloopers....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Okay, another busy day here at Team Jolean, but I will share a special treat with all you Joleaners out there, a blooper video.
I'll be back tomorrow with a wonderful story to share with ya'all!

Have a Spooktacular Day Ya'all!!!!

XX...Jolean

Jokin'...

Mornin' ya'all!

Quick little joke and a new video, mama's gotta be on the road all day.

Joke:
Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?
*******************************
He was lookin' fer Pooh!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!

Video:
Dealin' with those bastards, AGAIN, me ex Tex AND Jason Voorhees!

Have a happy day ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Prison Lovin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

It's a busy week fer me ya'all! So I'm keepin' my posts short and sharin' my new videos.
PLUS, Tex just got outta prison, and mama's gotta try and make her man happy! heehee...and don't worry ya'all, he's gonna be duin' some videos with me, maybe just ones we can't put on here....LOL

So, here's my new video.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget, ONLY 3 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN!!!! WOOWOO!!!

XX...Jolean

Racism and Laughin'...

Happy Sunday Mornin' Ya'all!!!

I gots to keep this short and sweet cuz we gots a long day of filmin' ahead of us.

Someone had asked me on one of my videos if I was a racist...
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA...

I said hell no girl, don't take it personal. I make fun of EVERYONE and EVERYTHING, especially myself!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA....

Needless to say, she's a 'Joleaner' now...heehee...just luvin' my videos...lol

So, with that bein' said, ya'all have a happy day, and don't forget, sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself, especially if no one else is!!! LMBAO!!!!

XX...Jolean

Cornhole on Fire!!!!

Mornin' Ya'all!

Okay, remind me to NEVER eat chili before bed again!!! Uggg!!! My poor belly...lol
But, I did try sumthin' new in the kitchen last night, and it came out amazin'!

Okay, I made my beer bread batter (3 cups self-rising flour, 3 tblsp sugar and 1 can o' beer...yup, makes one delicious loaf of bread!!!! specially with melted (real) butter...hmmmmmmm). Anyhoo, I made the batter, added a half cup of diced jalapenos and put them in them in a muffin tin. It made 6 large muffins and only took bout 40 min to bake, whereas the loaf took an hour! (350 degrees on both). Now, I didn't add any shredded cheese cuz I knew I was makin' chili, which I load with cheese.
I was by myself fer dinner last night, so I took a can of real chili, added sum diced onions, hot sauce, red pepper, 1 link of spicy sausage, and a little leftover salsa.
I then cut my muffin in half, chopped up boiled hot dogs, put them on the muffin, poured that chili over the whole thing, then added my shredded cheddar cheese(extra sharp)! WHOO!!!
I've been on the toilet 3 times already this mornin'....heehee
MY CORNHOLE IS ON FIRE!!!!! But, it was well worth the adventure.....LMAO!!!

So, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day! And now you have 2 recipes you can try out. :)
I gots to go rest my trick knee, and prepare fer filmin' tomorrow....woowoo!!!!!

XX...Jolean

Bingo Bitches and a Fartin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, I decided last night to venture back to Bingo with my girl Lulu, and boy, them old biddies never change. You win, you get run down!!! I was so nervous right before I won, that my hands started sweatin', I started burpin', then I started fartin'....MY NERVES WENT BERZERK!!!! Then I won, and I get those heads whippin' around in my direction, and you can feel the intensity from those dartin' cataract eyes....WHOOOEEEEEE!!!! But then me and Lulu just laugh that shit off!!! ahahahahahaa She's gotta calm me down sumtimes cuz I will bust a cap in their geriatric adult diapered asses!!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!
I can't wait to see how me and Lulu are gonna be when we are that age and some youngsters come in and win my money!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAAAAAA.... bastards!

Then, I fell asleep last night while I was watchin' the documentary 'What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?'. I can't even begin to describe the dreams that tormented my soul last night....
I was tryin' to get ready fer a play, and some bimbo got jealous and wouldn't tell me where me wig was. Then I started blastin' her in front of everyone, then there were wheelchairs and pizza  and Mickey Mouse(the ol' black and white version), I finally just started singin' and a dancin' in the bathroom stall that I was locked in. Then, the toilet started singin' a duet with me....we were actually pretty good... heeeheeeeheeeeheeeeheeee

Anyhoo, Team Jolean is gettin' ready to film it's last leg of videos fer the Halloween season this weekend, so there will be more new videos next week!!! Then starts the plannin' and filmin' fer the Turkey Season!!!

I just want to send a special thank you to all you viewers and supporters of 'Jolean Does it!'. We are hittin' record numbers fer videos on youtube, individually and as a whole...there are over 250 videos from the past 4 years!!! So keep on watchin' and thank ya'all once again. I LOVE YOU!!!!

Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean
ps...and here's another new video (new to the blog and facebook...heehee)

Halloweenin' the Neighbors...

Happy Thursday Mornin' to All You Beautiful 'Joleaners'!!!!!!!!! :)

Okay, so I been real busy with Halloween preparations this year. Of course, with all this damn wind comin' up off the lake, most of my outside decorations have takin' flight around the neighborhood, an unexpected delight to see the neighbors annoyed! LMAO!!!
I said to em', my kids have been crappin' in yer bushes for a week now, BE ANNOYED WITH THAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

I sometimes miss havin' a lot of neighbors, cuz by the time you get down the block with annoyin' them, and start over, the first ones you did it to have either forgiven' you or are too busy laughin' at the shit me or my kids are doin' to the other neighbors!!!! LOL Now I just have a coupla neighbors on this ol' dirt road...but we're stuck together fer a while...heehee...they better lock their doors on Halloween night, cuz, well, I'll tell ya'all bout it after it happens....ahahahahaaa!!!!

I'm just in a laughin' happy mood this mornin'!!!

Well, I hope ya'all have a happy day and check out my new video, a craft segment which I haven't done in years!!! And I still hate the f'ing balloons!!!!! LMAO

XX...Jolean

Pooin' and a Cookin'....

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!

I'm just gonna wish ya a good day and share a new video. I gots a busy day and plus I really gotta poo right now....EEEK!!!
Oh, and I wanted to share a little sayin' my Great Aunt Viola always used to say to us before we used her toilet... "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie...'' LOL!!!
 XX...Jolean

New Video and Runnin'....

Happy Tuesday Afternoon Ya'all!

I just wanted to share my new video with ya'all. We spent aAAAAAAALLLLLL day filmin' yesterday, and the editing is nearing completion with them. Got a bit more to film tonight...Uggg!!!!
I can't keep runnin' all around with my cameraman Lou or Chad, filmin' me everywhere I go! I'm surprised they haven't filmed me shittin' yet! AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
Actually, it's all a part of becomin' an internet Starlet! ;)

So the video is a spoof on that movie 'The Blair Witch Project'. It's a special request from my friend Sue's hubby...heehee....Hope he enjoys it girl! :)

So I'll keep this short and sweet, just to say 'heeeeyyyyy'!!!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Up Early at Camp Jolean...

Mornin' Ya'all!

I KNOW IT'S EARLY!!!! That's what the hell happens when you go to bed early, then wake up at 5am, feelin' a cold comin' on, take Dayquill cuz yer outta Nightquill(yes that's how i spell it!!!), and then can't go back to sleep!  AHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Now I'm up and full of f'ing energy!!!!
OMG, ya'all remember that show 'Up All Night' with Rhonda Shearer on the USA network???!!! She used to host shows and be 'UP, all night!' And yes, I'm talkin' bout her titties too!!!! LMAO!

So anyhoo ya'all, we have a most magical day happenin' here at Camp Jolean, where Team Jolean is gonna be filmin' some new segments fer the Halloween season!  WOOWOO!
We're doin' a coupla more horror movie spoofs, as per requested by some of my loyal 'Joleaners', AND, I think I'm doin' a cookin' segment, AND, craft segment....OOOOOHHHH!!! I'm so excited ya'all!!!!

So, have a Happy Day Ya'all, AND, I'm gonna be postin' my brother Chad's first segment fer his new cookin' show, 'EAT ME IN THE KITCHEN!'   AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA....Love the title bro, AND, he's a freakin' slob when he eats!!!! LMAO

XX...Jolean

Well, the f'ing thing isn't lettin' me post his video right now, so I'll share it later....promise...OR, you can look it up on youtube under 'Eat Me In The Kitchen Tacos'

Midnight Dreamin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Boy, I must be havin' after affects of bein' possessed! I have been havin' dreams like a son of a bitch!
Dreams about orange blowfish spiders, cats drivin' cars, giant eels who wanna kiss me, givin' balloons rides from tree tops, and funky smellin' fields of cotton candy!!!
Theys been wakin' me up in the middle of nights, makin' me feel like I been smokin' crack down on the Guatamalan coast line with my ol' girl Marina!

Well, now that I am fully up and gots the kids off to Sunday School(yes, some of us still have old fashioned positive religious values for our children in this age of ObamaHell), maybe I can meditate out in the forest. I just gotta remember to watch out fer bear shit, skunks, and sasquabotches!!! heehee

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Bear Poop and Exercisin'....

HAPPY HAPPY SATURDAY MORNIN' TO YA'ALL!!!!

I just got back from a walk on a dirt road, tryin' to get some exercise, and damn do I feel good. Also we was scoutin' fer some filmin' locations fer some horror scenes we wanna film, and livin' out in the woods, there are a plenty!
Along with that, there is also a lot of wildlife. Does a bear shit in the woods? F'ing right he does, and I stepped in that big pile o' poo!!! What a mess, what a stink! Then I noticed sumthin' glimmerin' in the crap, looked down and there was a gold ring in there with a diamond!!! My lucky day! WOOWOO!!! I just took it off the severed finger it was attached to, spit on it, then wiped it on my pant leg. Just like new...heehee.

So, workin' out, it's tuff, but walkin' is easier, but you still burn calories, and there's no threat of poppin' an ovary! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!

And the moral of the story today, if you step in shit, whether it's yers or not, don't forget to look in mess and find the diamond in the rough. Turn the negative into a positive! :)

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and great weekend!
XX...Jolean

Canadian Healthcare and Dolly Partin'.....

Happy Friday Mornin' to Ya'all!!! :)

Halloween is gettin' ever so closer, 13 more days!!! And as all you 'Joleaners' out there know, I usually get the Trick-or-Treatin' done early. People look at me weird, but hell, everyone gets there christmas shoppin' done early, DON'T THEY/YOU????!!!! So why not the other? hm???!!!

Anyhoo, I think I have been trainin' my kids in this tradition, properly. So I decided this year to send all 8 and 1/2 of them out on their own, so they can get their own trick-r-treatin' done early. AND, I made it into a fun scavenger hunt for them all. heehee

On part of the hunt, the kids have to get on a bus into the city, and they don't even realize it's a one-way ticket to Canada!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
After all them times those little bastards have scared me, got me lost in the woods, locked me in the basement, substituted my shampoos with Ajax, now I get my revenge....AHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

I was gonna have my old pimp Luther help out, but he's still servin' time. :(

Wait, doesn't Canada have that free health care or whatever, SHIT!!! I shoulda gone up to Canada! Now I'm stuck down here with this shit-on-a-stick Obamacare....F@#$ THAT!!!

Well, at least I still gotta half box o' wine and my Dolly Parton 8-tracks to listen to, but I can't figure out how they fit in this freakin' dvd player...

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Under the Bed Lovin' and Halloweenin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!

Is it Thursday already?! Damn!!! I haven't woke up underneath my bed in a long time, but this mornin', well, lets just say I had to hunt fer my clothes and send that trucker on his way...heehee!

The brats are in school, or lost in the woods, who the hell knows! I just know I got my coffee and some alone time!

And oh my achin' tits, what a day of filmin' yesterday!!! I had to be possessed!!! POSSESSED!!! Like I need to deal with any other freakin' voices inside my head!!! LMAO

So 'Team Jolean' (I love the sound of that...heehee) has been busy at work filmin' and stuff, we got lots to do over the next few days, so stay tuned for more excitin' Halloween episodes, and I'm thinkin' a blooper reel might come outta all this filmin'...heehee.

October is my favorite time of the year!

Anyhoo, I'm gonna keep it short this mornin', and share my new video.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Gettin' old, cold, and horny...

Hey ya'all! Good Happy Hump-me Day to ya'all!!! LOL

So, as I'm gettin' rid of the last of that damn skunk smell from my attack, and sewing the pelt for a handy little clutch to match my Halloween Costume(not gonna tell ya'all yet....heehee), I ponder more and more the approachin' winter and wonder, where the hell did I put all my damn winter clothes???!!! With all this movin' I tended to misplace things, i guess. Does that mean I'm gettin' old? I mean, I still haven't come to terms with my real age, and I'm still a fertile field of dreams fer the proper man on a Harley who would like to make me his back seat bitch. Great, now I'm horny and can't think!!!! LMAO!!!

Well, we are gonna be filmin' some new segments over the next few days, guess Chad is still tryin' to pound out the scripts(and it ain't the only thing he's poundin' out...heeeheeeheee). And until then, I wanna be a team player and share his little dumb-ass scary movie that he's tryin' to make, MaineScare. I guess he's got this, what we all in the industry call a 'teaser trailer', AND, he's offered me a bit part in it!!! WOOWOO!!!

So, I hope ya'all have a happy day, and enjoy this trailer, and look forward to MY videos in the next few days.
XX...Jolean
ps...and if a biker is readin' this, I'm off for the weekend!!!! LMAO!!!! Momma needs sum lovin'!

Skunk Sprayin'...

Well Happy Tuesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

So, as I was closin' up the house fer the night last night, I saw a shadow and heard a thump outside. Me in my curlers, house coat, and mud mask, grabbed a wooden rollin' pin(in case it was one of my damn kids lol) and made my way outside to see what the hell was up, figurin' I was gonna scare anyone.

I called out, 'hello, is anyone there?' I know, I know, settin' myself up for a good ol' horror movie masked murderer chase scene. I like to keep it real durin' the Halloween season...heehee.

So, as I get closer to this bush where the noise came from, my black cat jumped out of a nearby tree, landed on my back, holdin' on fer dear freakin' life as I start whirlin' about screamin' my curlers off, tripped over my own feet, landed breast down on the wet ground, the friggin' cat can't get his f'ing claws unstuck from my house coat, as I'm still screamin' cuz I'm feelin' them bite into my snowy white supple back skin. Then a little skunk meanders out from the bushes, turns as he sees me, and sprays me in the face!!!

Then a half hour later, as I'm soakin' in a tomato soup bath and checkin' out my new skunk pelt(little bastard...heehee), I thought of one of my most famous lines...
Sometimes you just gotta say 'SON OF A BITCH!!!'
I had a few other colorful words make their way out when the event happened, but this will suffice fer now.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Shotgun Weddin'...

Good Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Wow, what a busy weekend I've had! I have been away from my computer for two days, and that's why I ain't put up blogs fer the weekend!

My cousin' Florean got hitched this weekend up in the back woods, yes even further than I already am! I went there thinkin' they wanted me to be in the weddin' party, well if I wasn't shocked as shit on a log, they wanted me to serve the food! Thank the Good Lord I always pack an extra hair net in my handbag! LOL!

And let me tell ya'all, it was a shotgun weddin'! I mean literally, the bride's daddy and brothers had their shotguns in hand, and there was a very nervous groom waitin' fer his bride on the alter! heehee...
I was laughin' my ass off when they started firin' off them rifles at the end....AHAHAHHAAAA!!!
No good bastards that wanna knock up a girl, then leave her all alone for that damn toothless stripper....sorry, regressin'....heehee

I'll have more stories to share.
Have a happy day ya'all!
XX...Jolean

A Halloween Story

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Let me tell you, I gots a busy day ahead, so I'm gonna share a new video segment with ya'all!
Hope you enjoy it and have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Movie Suggestions for filmin'...

Happy Thursday Mornin' to YA'ALL!!!!

I am back and feelin' great!!! I think between the pukin' and diarrhea, I've cleared out anything that was in me, and I prolly lost 10 pounds...heeeheeee!!!!

I wanna give a shout out to my girl Sue for the great story and well-wishin' yesterday! If you wanna hear a funny story ya'all, then check out my blog from yesterday, under Sue's comment! LMAO!!!

The kids are still at Halloween Camp this week, and I've cleanin' up my own messes...you know, after yer so used to cleanin' up after other people for so long, it's almost like a friggin' treat to clean up after yerself...HA!

I have a request for ya'all...tell me what yer favorite 'scary' movie is, and I'll do a spoof on it. Any horror movie, just give me some suggestions, and that will be a good challenge fer me!~ WOOWOO!!!  It's gonna be fun ya'all!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Pukin' on the Walls...

Hey ya'all, and Happy Hump Day!!!

Wow, I guess this chilly weather settlin' in and all the racin' around to prepare for winter has taken it's toll. Miss Jolean is feeling icky(cold/flu) today. SON OF A BITCH!!!

I got snot in my home perm, tissues stuck to my socks, soup stains on my house coat, and ya'all are prolly gonna see my damn hair in the sky, cuz my head feels like a friggin' rocket bout to take off. Plus, I can't keep a damn thing down in my belly, I'm power-pukin' on the damn bathroom walls!
Thank goodness the kids are off at Halloween Camp fer the week, besides, I think they been tryin' to poison me!!! LOL Little bastards, they pay to close attention to their Momma!!! AHAHHAHAAAA!!!! Boy, have they got a mess to clean when they get home on Saturday! heeheee

Oh, and I wanna thank ya'all for the kind comments and views for my first News Program, it's gonna be a lot of fun this November...Woowoo!!!!

So, that's it fer today.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all.
xx...jolean

Truckers, Sex, and Sugar News Program

Mornin' Ya'all!!!
We had a great day filmin' yesterday, and the followin' video is our pilot episode fer my very own News Program that we will be doin' on a regular basis in November.
So, lemme know if there are any topics you want me to discuss, or recipes you wanna know, for future episodes.
In this episode I talk about the Truckers goin' to DC to fight fer our freedoms, over-sexed teenagers, and Fructose allergies (for Loudy Whitetrash)
Enjoy it!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Party Pooper!!!

Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!

It's rainy and wet here today, and kinda made me laugh cuz I was thinkin' of a situation that happened to one of my girlfriends years ago at a party.

So, we had been out performing at a nightclub. Me, my friend (we'll call her)D, and a couple others had a great time and got invited to our friends little house party in Santa Barbara.
Sidenote: D is a very kinda, um, pristine, or proper gal. She dresses to the nines, and is an amazing performer/dancer. Her clothes and shoes are designer labels to boot.

Anyhoo, we get to the house, and lemme tell ya, any cab driver in that city prolly has some pretty interstin' stories about us gals all pilin' into their cars...LOL!
The party is fun, lots of people, food, cocktails(always a reason to show up...lol), it was inside and outside on the back lawn, there were a coupla of lovin' dogs, the literal animal, but also horny pervs...heehee.

So, we were standin' in the kitchen, and an odor of nasty floats into my sinuses. Well, I'm thinkin' I just need a bottle of tic tacs, or some stronger alcohol for my bad breath.
D. is standin' next to me and she's like, What is that smell Jolean?
And I'm like I dunno, tryin' to act all innocent.
Well, a few minutes later, she's like, come into the bathroom with me.
And I'm tryin' to flirt with this dude, and I'm like 'no'.
She says please, and girls gotta support eachother.
So, we go into the bathroom, me, her and another friend, and the stench was aweful.
I was about to apologize when she has me look down at her gorgeous designer shoes/high heels, COVERED IN DOG SHIT!!!!!
Me and my friend started laughing our asses off!!!!
Then I turned into 'super friend', threw her ass down on the edge of the tub, grabbed toilet paper from the other side of the room, while we were tryin' to clean off her shoe.
Someone opens the door, D on the tub, leg up in the air, me and my other friend down on our knees tryin' to clean out all the crevices of her shoe, and toilet paper streamed across the bathroom and all over the floor, the smell of dogshit floating int the air, and we all looked up to this dude(the one I was hittin' on) and we like, 'we're fine, shut the fucking door!!!'
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Why we never just took the shoe off, and poor miss priss D holdin' on for dear life to the edges of the tub!
Usually I'm the one in them sticky situations....LMAO!!!
It was a good laugh, a hilarious memory.

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!(now to get ready fer a day of filmin')
XX...Jolean

Ball Buckles and Filmin'...

Hey ya'all!
This post is a little late today, but get the frig over it! LOL!!!
It always seems like Sundays are busy as hell for me, when ain't it supposed to be the day of rest???!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!
Anyhoo, I'm gonna share a new video with ya'all, I lost my head over it, well, actually my body...heehee.
And scheduled for this weeks filmin', startin' tomorrow, more and more new segments....WOOWOO!!!
We are gonna be tryin' out some new things, such as a news broadcast which I will be doing on a daily basis in November if this one turns out good, so ya'all better be watchin' bitches!!!!
Plus we got some more Halloween episodes, so stay tuned cuz this excitin' month is just startin' ya'all!!!!
Fasten yer seat belts, and BUCKLE DOWN YER BALLS BOYS, cuz yer in for lots of treats this month!!!! WOOWOO!!!
What are ball buckles anyhoo? Strange...time for some research...heehee
XX...Jolean

Treat of the Season

Mornin' ya'all! I'm busy as a bee caught in a spider web! Soooo, I'm just gonna post a new video that ya'all can watch.
I got my first TREAT of the season from my girl Sue of Suesquickandeasy on YouTube.
WOOWOO!!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Prom Date and Filmin'...

HAPPY FRIDAY YA'ALL!!!

I just wanted to say a quick hello to ya'all!
Here at Team Jolean we are gettin' things rollin' for a big day of filming, so hold on to yer hats, don't get yer panties in a braid knot and stuck to yer poop shooter.
I will be postin' some fun new videos for the weekend, in the spirit of Halloween, of course. And, we are goin' to be gettin' ready to do a daily mornin' news video broadcast, Holy Moly, I gotta do filmin' on a daily basis, wait, I didn't sign up fer this shit!!!!
It reminds me of that time I went to prom with my cousin, okay fine, it was my brother Jarrod!!!!
And by the way, he ain't a good date or kisser.
Anyhoo, we was, awwww hell! I forgot where the story was goin'!!!
LMBAO!!!!!!

Anyhoo, Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't forget to stop and laugh at someone! heehee

XX...Jolean

Stupid Government and Bigfoot

Good Thursday Mornin' to Ya'all!

Okay, so the government shut down. What does that mean? I dunno. Why? Cuz I don't care. I live out in the middle of nowhere, and have too many kids and cats that keep me busy enough! I didn't even find out till today cuz I don't read, and I ain't got cable.
I looked on the news online today and you wanna know what the most interestin' thing was????!!!!!
New found footage of BIGFOOT!!!! I'm more scared of gettin' kidnapped and taken advantage of in the deep woods by a saskabotch than I am of that damn government!
And I don't go into the city or into them tall buildings, so the next time the government decides to crash some planes into them, I don't have to friggin' worry. And come on, they did that to take our attention away from the real shit we need to worry about, like these needless wars!!!
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
There, I said it, they can kiss my ass ya'all!

Now, on to this Bigfoot sightin', I am actually quite thrilled about it. That means there are big hairy men right out in my own backyard!!!! WOOWOO!!!
Things are lookin' up ya'all...
Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Hot Dog Casserole Recipe - Jolean Does It!

Stuffed Hot Dog

Here's the Stuffed Hot Dog Recipe Sue!

Halloween Pussy

Happy Wednesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Still enjoyin' our indian summer back here in New England, although I ain't seen an Indian in months!!! Then again, I ain't been to the casino in a while either....heehee.

Well, I've got the perfect gift for Halloween for all the neighbors this year!
As ya'all know, I've got so many damn cats, and a few of the females just had kittens!!! I lost count, them horny pussy's!
So, on Halloween, I'm gonna load up all them kittens in a box, hop on my moped, and hand-deliver the kittens to each doorstep, in the middle of the night, when everyone is asleep and won't know what's happening, and after I've had a few Dayquill and Scotch cocktails.
They are gonna get a damn TREAT whether they want one or not.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!
sidenote: I was gonna put them in paper bags, ring the doorbell, and light them on fire, but then I remember that you do that trick with dog shit...heehee....

That'll teach them damn neighbors, especially after they called the cops on me last summer for tryin' to start my own massage parlor on my front lawn. Hey, I bet Old Man Tillman got an eyefull, and that's prolly why he had a heart attack...lol!!!

At least I'm tryin' to give these kittens a home, right?!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!!
XX...Jolean